Sunday, March 13, 2016

Vestigial Surreality: 14: Transformation

The Sunday SciFi Fantasy Serial, Free Online Fiction, Mystery, Ancestor Simulation, Digital World, Data is Data
episode FOURTEEN
01 02 03 04 05 06 07
08 09 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31 32 33 34 35
36 37 38 39 40 41 42
43 44 45 46 47 48 49


Transformation.

Seven, in the dark, listened intently. The deep booming knock that had brought her forth from the depths was now silent. She kept ordering herself to stop being a baby and just raise the lid; however, a terrifying thought kept the lid down. Vividly, she remembered the Martians, with their identical faces and athletic bodies, bulging eyes, eyes too large, lacking any real nose, the too sickly white skin. The thought of the Martians up there, in RL, just outside her chamber, well, it was too much. She felt overwhelmed, assaulted, powerless...until she remembered something else. Another thought, another memory.
She had not remembered that punch, the one she delivered, cocking back her fist and letting fly right into that Martian’s face, and how the ugly man flew backward as if kicked by a mule. Seven had done that. Something unlike any previous action in her entire life. She defended herself. And she was not powerless. So, what did that mean?
Seven was powerful.
The chamber lid lifted, and Seven swung her legs out over the edge of the chamber bed to sit. She listened, intently, and it was completely quiet, as always, her ears felt new and unused, and the dim lighting of the cubicle proved very strong to her newly opened eyes. She rarely considered the fact, but within her Inner Sanctum, she did not use her eyes, nor her hands. She lifted her hands before her eyes and formed fists.
You don’t mess with Seven.
She heard a repetitive noise, a stuttering, breathy cry. It sounded like the whimper of an animal, somewhere nearby. Her skin prickled with a wave of gooseflesh.
Whuif. Whuif. Whuif.
The hairs on the back of Seven’s neck lifted and her eyes began to water.
Sifting through the databases of her mind, she could conjure no likely—or at least no realistic image in her mind, of what in the world could be making that noise. Terribly, the image that kept surfacing was something from her childhood, when she watched an old movie. She must have only been seven years of age when she watched The Fly, which was supposed to be the remake of an even older science fiction flick. The mad scientist in the movie sent a baboon through a teleporter, and what had appeared across the room was an animal turned inside-out.
Some things, once you’ve seen them realized, even if only in a movie, an old movie, well, they are almost impossible to remove from the mental view screen. Seven, a little girl, had dreamed of that inside-out baboon.
That quivering mass of baboon organs, twitching, spasming, horribly still alive, that’s the image that came to mind. Whatever made that whuiffing noise, did not sound human, and it did not sound like it issued from an animal. Bizarrely, it sounded like an asthmatic heart, gasping for its severed lungs, and it sounded as if it were here, somewhere close in the long room, beat-gasping amidst the VR chambers.
Whuif. Whuif. Whuif.
Slowly, she pushed herself away from the chamber bed. She wanted nothing more than to lie back down, and lower the lid, and return to her safe Inner Sanctum, but there was no way she could do that while her physical body remained here with whatever made that inhuman noise. Her foot bumped into something warm and wet.
Seven screamed and leaped aside from the hot and moist thing on the floor. As her eyes picked out details she screamed again, because what she saw there, huddled near the base of her chamber, was not preferable to discovering a disassociated human heart, severed and beating upon the floor. She wished for the reversed baboon. Despite herself, she screamed loud, her hands at her face, she wanted to run, and just run, run forever from this thing.
In a tangle of blanket was what appeared to be a human Mr. Potatohead, spongey and shriveled. A human Mr. Potatohead gone soft, and rotten.
Worse than the sight of the shriveled creature, warped and terribly animated, was that she recognized Number Six in the throbbing mass of pink flesh. Backing away, she screamed again, and felt bad about screaming into his face—Toby Winnur, that was his name, he was a person, a human being, not a thing—because it, no—he—was staring at her, with pleading in his distorted, sunken eyes. His attention focused upon her, with terrible pleading emanating from every quivering and distended pore of his being.
“Six?” she breathed, unable to look away from the horror.
Whuif. Whuif. Whuif.
Swallowing hard, suppressing the overwhelming need to vomit, she placed her hands over her mouth and began to move slowly toward him, crouching low, onto her knees. She had to help him, although her mind was empty of anything that anyone could conceivably do for him, short of placing him back in the teleporter, sending him back to his point of origin, and crossing your fingers that things could ever go back to something close to normal. Poor guy, poor poor guy.
This couldn’t be real, could it? It was something like the twisted horror stories people created for themselves in VR. People actually chose to live VR lives as trolls, triffids, and trilobites; mummies, vampires, werewolves, and zombies—every conceivable horror of the imagination. Her head whirled. How could this be real? She desperately wanted to wake up, but it was all too apparent, she was awake, this was real, and something had gone catastrophically...wrong.
“I’m going to call an ambulance,” she said, her shaking voice scaring her almost as much as the sight of Number Six reduced to a raisin shape. He looked like a big pink raisin, bald and fleshy, heaving with agonizing breath. She would call the fire department, anyone.
“No,” came a distinct word from the mass.
“You need help, Toby,” she said, feeling odd calling him by his real name, because there was nothing real about him, other than his agony. What remained of him could barely be called a number, let alone a name.
It said something, another word, but she couldn’t decipher the word. She didn’t want to get any closer, but she tilted her head and concentrated.
“What, Six, what did you say?”
Whuif. Whuif. Whuif.
Through the palpitating gasp-cry, she thought she heard it forming a word.
“Chamber,” she interpreted through the gurgle.
“You want me to get you back into your chamber?” she whispered, her heart slamming in her chest.
“Yes, please,” it croaked, clearly. It must have taken incredible focus for it to say the distinct words, because she could not even make out a mouth in the lumpy mass of flesh.
She did not wish to touch it, the thing, but she forced herself to help Number Six, Toby Winnur. She gathered the wet blanket about the mass and experimented by testing its weight, lifting portions of its bulk through the blanket. It seemed incredibly light, unnaturally light, as if its flesh was made of foam. She gathered what remained of the man into her arms as it whuiffed in agony. As she struggled to her feet she discerned a pile of what could only be his remaining hair clumped about on the floor, and blood, there was lots of blood, and viscous fluid that looked like snot.
The thing in her arms must weigh no more than fifty pounds, but still she struggled, leaning against her chamber, lugging the mass about and around her cubicle into the Number Six alcove. Thankfully, the chamber was open. As gently as she could, she placed her load upon the sponge bed. The chamber must still be able to recognize Number Six, because the lid descended at the command of what must remain of his mental consciousness.
She hurried back around into her own cubicle and climbed into her chamber. The lid descended and she closed her eyes.
She was now in her Inner Sanctum with the red door at her back. She produced a window and saw the blinking light that represented an incoming message. She clicked on the icon.
“It’s okay, Seven, come on over,” the message read. There was a link, but she hesitated to click it, because what if even in his Inner Sanctum, he was yet a deflated Mr. Potatohead?
She called a thick hoodie upon herself, and warm slipper-boots onto her feet, and then she clicked the link.
She stood just before a red door much like her own, and glanced about herself. This was the first time she had ever been in a different Inner Sanctum than her own, and had only time to register that Number Six had gone with an Asian theme, basic and clean, before Number Six himself appeared from deeper within his sanctum, smiling, and whole, wearing a bright red silk kimono.
“Number Six!” she cried, rushing forward, for he appeared completely normal, hale and whole. She threw herself into his arms and he embraced her, chuckling warmly.
“See, see?” he laughed, “it’s okay, everything’s okay!”
She pushed back in his arms and looked at him. This was the good-looking and somewhat beefy version of him she had only seen in a photo.
“Wow,” she said, without thinking, “you’re gorgeous!”
He laughed, putting back his head. The laugh was real, and heartfelt.
“Thanks, you’re not so bad, yourself!” he chuckled, leading her into his sanctum, drawing her to an upright futon couch, beautiful white and immaculate. “Come on, I need to talk to you.”
They seated close to each other on the futon, and Six produced a frosty mug of a dark liquid.
“What can I get you?” he asked, eyebrows raised, as he sipped at his brew.
She experimented, not sure if she was breaking any VR protocol, but she easily produced a crystal wine glass of port.
“I am so sorry you had to witness that,” Six said. He glanced into his frosted mug. “I should have just contacted you via text, but I guess I didn’t realize it had progressed so far. But enough of that. Oh, stout is good, I’m glad that I won’t be leaving this. Where I’m going now, there is stout. Plenty of stout!”
Whuif. Whuif. Whuif. Unbidden, the memory swirled in her mind, that terrible noise. And yet, here he was, Six, handsome, and healthy.
“Where are you going?” she asked.
“I’ve been setting it up for some time, you can actually come and visit me. I’m sending you a gold pass, right now. You can retrieve it in your mail. Whenever you need a vacation, or someone to talk to, just come to High Vale.”
“High Vale—the online game?” she said, blinking, still not registering what all this meant, what was going on.
“It’s much more than a game, it’s a whole world, as real as this world; oh, well, you know what I mean, the outside world. I’ve been setting up my own firewalled land for some time. It’s expensive, but I have my account paid for the next ten years, and when I’m there I have it running at ten speed, so in ten years I will have lived a hundred full, happy years, there, in my own version of heaven.”
“Wait,” she said, clasping her wineglass in two hands, holding it to her heart. “You’re planning on living inside a virtual world?”
“That’s what I’ve wanted to do, it’s like I’m fully me, there. Plus, Seven, you see what I’ve become in RL. I doubt I have even minutes left there,” he said, and he didn’t sound sad about the fact that he was dying, was perhaps on the very door of death at this moment.
“But what went wrong? Has this happened before, I mean in the chamber, does this happen to all of us?” she said, feeling her heart slamming. She knew there was quite a turnaround in the program, but she figured that was because most men became addicted to the sexual potential of the program.
“As far as I know, nothing went wrong,” Six said. “I think this has all been my choice. The more I am there, the less I am here. Don’t worry, I don’t think anything terrible is going to happen to you, Seven. Don’t worry. There’s nothing wrong with the program, or the chambers. Remember, what Old Ben said, don’t be afraid?”
“But Six! You can’t just leave RL, I mean, that’s not possible. When you die, you’re going to be gone, don’t you realize that? Maybe we can get help for you? Maybe we can get you back to normal?” She was pleading with him, and she couldn’t believe she was having this conversation, trying to explain reality to someone. She doubted she even understood what the concept—reality—meant, any longer. She had been fighting with herself over the concept.
A gong sounded from somewhere off in the sanctum. It was a beautiful, rich tone, with a very long reverberation.
“Don’t worry about me, Seven,” he said, and took a long pull at his mug of stout. He smacked his lips and belched, then grinned at her and excused himself. “It’s about that time, Sweetheart”
“You’re going, now?” she said, her eyes huge.
“I made the decision a long time ago. Remember, this isn’t something that happened to me. I wanted this. I chose it. I did run into a hitch in my plans, but Old Ben is helping me solve the problem, otherwise my heaven might have become my hell,” he said, looking happy, and young.
“But what about after the ten years?” she said, attempting to think of something, anything that might make him wait a while longer, and think about his choice. She knew he wasn’t going to get any kind of magical ten years, not in this world, nor any other. She fully realized, even if he couldn’t—or wouldn’t allow himself to realize—that in perhaps moments, Toby Winnur, Number Six, would be gone, forever.
“Don’t worry, I don’t plan on living forever, or anything like that. If I’m still alive in ten years, the worst that will happen is that my firewall will come down and my slice of High Vale will just become a portion of the larger property. It’s a full and rich land, and quite dangerous, but beautiful beyond belief. A hundred years in High Vale, well, that’s a better dream than I’ve ever dreamed. Don’t worry, Seven. They won’t cancel my account, or anything like that. Come and see me. You’ll love it there. You can spend some time in our chateau. You can meet Lady Varra, my wife, you’ll love her, and she’ll love you!”
He laughed, and lightly slapped her thigh.
“Really,” he said, “this is like any version of reality. There are no guarantees. Everything can be over, in a heartbeat, for any of us, at any time. I’m okay with this. I will even be in touch with my family, over there. I can bring them to visit, even communicate with them on a daily basis, via text, e-mail, even video chat.”
She was about to speak, argue, but the gong sounded again. She shuddered, remembering her grandfather clock tolling the midnight hour, and her crystal sandbox crashing down. She clutched at the locket beneath her hoodie.
Six stood and drew Seven up from the futon.
“I really have to go now, thanks so much, for everything,” he said, and hugged her before she could protest. “I have to go before the gong sounds again. Plus I have to say farewell to a few very nice mermaid friends of mine.”
She nodded, her eyes filling with tears.
He smiled and turned from her and waved his hand at the tatami floor. A pool opened in the floor. Without another word, he stripped off his red kimono and dove naked into the shallow pool. She watched as his form became fainter and then vanished into shadow. She stood and watched the ripples and waves in the water, as if he might come back for one last word.
The gong sounded again and before its reverberations had stilled she was back in her own Inner Sanctum, standing before her red door. She hugged her arms tightly about herself and was surprised to find she still held the wineglass from Six’s sanctum. Wine was sloshed about her feet, which she cleaned with hardly a thought. She looked at the wineglass.
Seven was not a packrat, and hardly sentimental, but she couldn’t do away with this glass. It was her token of Six. She strode to her desk and placed the glass, still wet with red wine, on the top shelf.
She produced the locket she wore on a chain and studied the heart. She could do something similar to Six, make some of the same choices. She could go to a world, scrolling back to where Stacey and Jack compared coincidences in the park, beneath Jack’s tree. She could come strolling across the park and greet them, introduce herself, get to know them, Jack and Stacey. She smiled, wistfully. They could stroll away from the park, in the opposite direction of the Coffee Dump, and she could walk between them, holding each of their arms.
Her smile vanished as she thought of her mother and father, called to identify a pink raisin.

virtual reality, ancestor simulation, digital people, alternate world, science fiction, fantasy, mystery, hologram world

Jack woke and yawned. He stretched out of his fetal ball. He had no idea how long he had slept, and only slowly remembered his recent ordeal, the great snake lifted up and hooded fifty feet in the air, the twinkling lights glittering in its bat-like wings. He hugged himself, realizing he was still naked. He looked and found that he had kicked the pile of clothes onto the floor. He peeked about the room and was happy to see that he was still alone. Quickly, Jack clothed himself in the garments, hoping that whoever lived in this tiny one-room cottage wouldn’t come back suddenly and catch him here, and consider him a thief. The clothes seemed to be some sort of renaissance fair garb, dark green breeches and shapeless underwear, short and soft boots that rose to his calves, a baggy shirt with drawstrings at the neck, a short jacket made of dark green leather, and a peaked cap with a red feather, it reminded him of the old Robin Hood cartoons.
He felt better clothed, even though the temperature of the room was nice. Running naked from a man-eating snake had to be about the most uncomfortable thing in the world. He intended to do nothing of the kind, ever again.
Jack noticed a small table under the glassed window—had that been there before? He didn’t remember. But now he noticed a rounded loaf of bread with a wedge of white cheese, a bottle of wine, a clump of yellow grapes, and strips of what could only be beef jerky, all arranged pleasantly on a broad wooden platter. He attacked the fare, ravenous. After vomiting up his guts, mostly onto the snake’s head, he was famished beyond belief. How long had it been since he’d had water? He uncorked the wine bottle and took a swig. He had never had wine before, but this stuff didn’t seem all that alcoholic, it just tasted like lukewarm grape juice. And it was good. He gulped the wine, and then ripped into the bread, alternating bites of the crumbly cheese, and the jerky; he found the jerky thick and tough, but very juicy, and tasting much gamier than beef. It was probably elk, or moose, or whatever game was prevalent in this world.
He chuckled. He had thought this place heaven. But there wouldn’t be rampaging serpents in heaven, would there? And jerky? You wouldn’t kill the animals in heaven and dry their meat for food, would you?
At the moment, Jack had no philosophical cares. In the real world, he was a vegetarian, but here, at least for now, bring on the slaughtered animals and jerky! He didn’t really mean that, but he was starving. And he had to admit it, he did enjoy the taste of blood, just like any other human carnivore.
Chewing on jerky and sipping at the wine, he looked out the window onto a beautiful grassy meadow. The first thing he checked on was that there were no giant snakes slithering around out there. For all he knew, giant snakes might be the people here, and he might just be another mouse. He immediately went to the hearth and retrieved the long dagger hanging on a belt beneath the bow, and this he strapped around his waist. The dagger, about eighteen inches long, jostled at his hip. He drew it from its sheath and examined its mirrored surface. The pointy thing was beautiful, made out of some white metal, sharp and double-edged, and the handle seemed to be carved bone, slightly yellowed like ivory. Awesome!
Clothed, armed, and with food and wine in his belly, he felt much more secure. He belched, and his head swam. Oh boy, it was real wine, and he felt half-drunk, but this thought just made him giggle, and snort.
What did he care, he was Jack the Meateater! Jack the Wino!
These thoughts should shame him, but he just sniggered some more. Then he started laughing, and he knew he was probably half hysterical, but that knowledge only made him laugh harder. It was hilarious, everything was hilarious! Here he thought God had been sending him messages, and all along the great big fat secret was that he was just a video game character, and now here he was dressed like Robin Hood after all the world had crashed down about him and his new friends. And he laughed harder.
So what, was this his home now? This little one-room cottage?
And why was he alone? Where was Stacey? Where was Michael, and Joshua? Where was Sandy? He had thought they were all in this thing together, and now here he was alone.
Weeping.
Yes, stupid, stupid boy, here he was, at some point his uproarious laughter had transformed into tears, and heart-wrenching hiccups. Poor Jack, oh poor, poor Jack! He would be eighteen years old in just a month or so, and here he was weeping like a baby, a big ole blubbering baby, Jack.
Waaaa, waaaa, WAAAAAAA!
Jack burst into laughter. What did he care? He had a whole bottle of wine. Everything was just too funny. He drank some more and finally calmed down, wow, that was like riding on a rollercoaster. Insane emotions. Wine. Meat. He might have to kick this terrible hobbit. He giggled. He pictured himself kicking a terrible hobbit. No, that would be horrible, no matter how terrible the hobblible, wobblible, and bobblible. He closed his eyes and shrieked laughter. Oh what a drunk, he thought, I’ve become an alcoholic. Hello, my name is Jack, and I’m a video game character, an NPC. He sipped some more wine and realized the bottle was just about empty. Ah well, it had been a good run. Game over.
He sighed and went to the door. Should he open it? Was he ready for this? Well, he certainly wasn’t ready for racing another snake. He was done with snake wrangling. No more snakes, and no more terrible hobbits. He lifted the rough log from the brackets at the front door and set it alongside the door. He seized the iron ring set in the door and lifted, and slowly pulled the door toward him. He stuck his head out.
Oh what a world. Yes, as he remembered, it was all a thing of beauty. Too beautiful. Too many colors. Too bright. Too vivid. Too many notes, he thought, and giggled half-heartedly.
He tucked his head back into the cottage, feeling like a turtle. He closed the door and barred it. He sighed. Then he remembered the bow above the hearth.
Jack turned about and put his back to the door. He stared at the bow. It looked complicated, and more like a snow ski than a weapon. He realized it looked somewhat odd because it was unstrung. And then he realized that he knew how to string a bow. He knew how to nock an arrow.
He strode to the hearth, snatched the bow, strung it with hardly trying, seized an arrow, whirled and found himself aiming at the door, the bow pulled taught, an arrow ready to fly. What in the world? He must have done that all in one second. He smiled.
Awesome. He was awesome.
Jack was an awesome archer.
“Beware, villains,” Jack grated, in his best Clint Eastwood sneer, “of Agile Arrowboy!”
Jack heard what could only be the clop of hooves, just outside. Hardly thinking, he lowered the bow and popped the arrow back into its quiver. Maybe he should keep the bow armed, you know, just in case? What if this was some new threat?
More likely, it was the owner of the cottage, and Jack was just so...busted. He was like Goldilocks, sleeping in the bed, consuming the food, and dressing in the owner’s clothing. Oh, but he was just so busted!
Well, best to face it, head-on. He returned the bow to above the hearth, but maintained his dagger, and strode to the door and kicked the log up and out of its bed, then snatched open the door and stepped forward, into the bright sunlight.
Squinting, Jack watched as the extremely large white horse, covered in black spots like a Dalmatian dog, approached at a canter, clopping forward, still a hundred paces away. That was a big horse. It must be bigger than a Clydesdale, and now that Jack could see him better, that was some huge man riding the horse, with a blowing fur cape, massive, and a gloved hand held high.
“Hail, and well met!” the big man thundered.
“Hail!” Jack returned, raising his own gloved hand, and then he snatched his hand back, because it called to mind saluting Caesar, or worse, Hitler.
The man slung himself off the majestic horse, slapped the animal’s neck, and then just walked away from it, leaving the reigns to drag on the ground, and came stomping forward in huge boots. The horse, looking ten feet tall, stood and stared at Jack.
“I am Lord Meren Dulance of High Vale, from the Lonely Chateau,” the big man said, towering over Jack, extending a meaty hand.
Jack shook the proffered hand and felt as if the bones of his own hand were crushed into fragments.
“Well, you’re not what I was expecting,” Lord Meren Dulance, said, with obvious disappointment, measuring Jack with his eyes.
“I’m not?” Jack said, feeling a little slow. At least he had ceased giggling. And crying.
“Well, don’t worry about it, Jack me fine lad!” Lord Meren Dulance boomed, slapping Jack on the shoulder. The blow, meant as a friendly gesture, nearly knocked Jack off his feet. “We are alive, and all is well in High Vale! Well met, lad, well met!”
“Yeah, well met,” Jack said, rubbing his shoulder. “And you said your name is Lord—”
“Never mind that,” the big man said, his face ruddy and weathered. “Just call me Number Six. Yeah, I like that. Seven would, too. Just call me Six!”

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Vestigial Surreality: 13: Fight

The Sunday SciFi Fantasy Serial, Free Online Fiction, Mystery, Ancestor Simulation, Digital World, Data is Data
episode THIRTEEN
01 02 03 04 05 06 07
08 09 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31 32 33 34 35
36 37 38 39 40 41 42
43 44 45 46 47 48 49


Fight.

The great serpent thrashed its head to the soil again, attempting to annihilate the profane creature that clung just beneath its jaws with a sickening determination to do the god harm. Again, the great serpent failed in its attempt at freedom. The vermin would not release its throttling grasp. Stupid mouse, no, plump rat! Ah, but even its foul touch was profane, the serpent could not stand being touched, and the vermin seemed to be locked in a death grip.
by Douglas Christian Larsen
The main obstacle to the serpent’s freedom, aside from the profane creature itself, was the fact that it had pursued the infuriating creature around the sacred fruit tree, more than a few times, and thus could not bring its powerful constricting body to bear. In its efforts to free itself from the infuriating rodent, its entire body had come up thrashing about the sacred tree, and many coils were now tangled throughout the branches of the tree, and fruit was knocked free, smashed, and many of the sacred branches were snapped and damaged. If the serpent continued in the same fashion, it would destroy its own sacred vessel, the very instrument that produced its life-giving meat.
The great serpent went still. It was exhausted, as the parasitical creature clamped to its head was exerting amazing pressure, constricting, and the great serpent—a god—had never met such a foe.
Stacey did not know how much longer he could manage to cling to the monster. Despite the perfect condition and strength of his fantastic new body, this duel had been going on for far too long—he had expended too much energy in eluding the snake’s first violent attack—and he was battered and smashed, slammed both onto the soil (which at least was soft) and up against the slim, delicate tree. His body was wet with the smashed fruit scattered all about the snake and its coils, wet with fruit juice, and his own profuse sweat. For much of their frantic battle, the snake’s vast coils thrashed all about him, seeming to fill the sky with monstrous, sinuous cables of death.
Now the great serpent seemed to be tiring, its vast body tangled throughout the tree, and a few times it seemed to have him in its constricting coils, save for the fact that Stacey had its head seized in both his arms and legs.
He wanted to slam his thumb into the snake’s bulbous eyes, but was too afraid to loosen his grip to make even one or two offensive strikes. He had his legs wrapped around the snake’s body, his ankles locked together.
“Stupid snake,” Stacey gritted between his teeth, “I am going to pop...your...stinking...eyes!”
“How dare you threaten me,” the snake hissed in reply. “Never have I been so defiled by my meat. Damned rat! Rodent!”
Stacey was rocked to hear the thing speak. He understood it perfectly. Come on, this was just too ridiculous, it was absurd that he was lying here tangled up in a snake the size of sewer piping, and now the thing was speaking to him; more, the stupid thing was actually insulting him.
“Stop talking!” Stacey roared, infuriated. “Think I’m a...parseltongue?”
“Get off me! Release me!” the snake hissed, the sound grating and loud, irritating as fingernails on a chalkboard—if the fingernails happened to be twelve inches long!
The snake responded by slamming its head, and thus Stacey’s whole body, again and again up against the tree, and the tree was not soft.
Stacey grunted and dug deep his legs, flexing his muscles for all he was worth, scissor-locking the snake until it ceased its new violent thrashing.
The serpent went still again, save for its gasping breath, dazed, for in its attempt to smash the rat, it had more hurt itself than the clinging rodent. It could barely breathe, so strong were the creature’s legs tightened upon its throat. The great serpent was confounded, because no creature so insignificant should be able to apply such amazing strength.
Stacey released his flexing legs. His whole body seemed to be cramping up, and he doubted he would be able to apply any more bursts of strength. This last battle of strength pitted against strength was almost too much. He ought to just release the thing. Let it have him. He didn’t stand a chance against something as vast as the great serpent. It was too strong. It was too powerful.
No, no, NO! He would not give up. He would kill this thing before he ever surrendered to a slithering, hissing monster.
Stacey unclasped his right hand from his left wrist. He surged up and punched up and around with his left fist, striking the snake savagely in the eye. When the snake reacted, writhing, he immediately returned his lock upon its throat. That was close, for he almost couldn’t get his left hand returned in time, and the snake almost bucked him off.
That was it. Stacey had expended all his strength. He was wiped. His vision swam. He had failed. The next time the snake attempted to free itself, poor Stacey would peel away like a wet sock.
“Oh, you hurt me!” the snake gasped. It could not begin to understand the strength of this rat, its very meat, for the pitifully small thing, barely a snack, just would not give up, its strength seemed inexhaustible.
The great serpent coughed. It could barely catch breath, and now its eye throbbed. It clenched a scaly shield down over its wounded eye. What if it were blinded? Had the rat actually blinded its sacred eye? If it was not so tangled in and about its own sacred tree, the great serpent would retreat, it would just leave, because this was just not right, like suffering indigestion on the outside of its body! The snake would depart, right now, but the rat would not let it go. No, the foul rodent meant to kill its own god! This was not right!
“I’m about to hurt you again,” Stacey gritted, but it was an idle threat. He doubted he could even manage a soothing game of patty cake, let alone throw another monster punch. His arms felt like rubber. His legs felt like rubber. Stacey doubted he could even bring harsh language to bear on the vicious monster.
“I am a god!” the snake complained.
“Yeah? Well I’m Howdy Doody,” Stacey gritted through his clamped teeth.
The snake wheezed, its body spasming. For a moment, Stacey actually felt sorry for the thing, as it shuddered, and began to issue a sighing cry, a whimpering noise that sounded more like a puppy than a monster from nightmare.
“Please,” the snake hissed, now softly, “Release me, just let me go, and I promise, I will reward you.”
“Lying snake,” Stacey said.
“I do not lie,” the snake hissed. “I am a god, and this is not right. You have wounded me. I think you poked out my eye.”
“Oh shut up, what kind of god are you anyway?” Stacey said. The thing had no self-esteem. At worst, he had merely put a little dent in the eye. Poked out its eye—good night—what a big baby!
“I admit it, you have bested me, Howdy Doody. You are not my meat, I admit it,” the snake hissed, and it sounded like it was weeping.
“Don’t call me Howdy Doody,” Stacey snarled.
“But isn’t that your name?” the snake hissed, sounding almost reasonable.
“It is if you’re a god,” Stacey said, “but call me...Wolf.” He said it on a whim, as Wolf was the name he used for the years when he was a boxer, it also was his favorite nickname.
“Ah, Wolf, yesssssss,” the snake hissed. “See, this was all a mistake, for wolves do not partake of the sacred fruit. Wolves are not my meat. Never, I can promise you, have I ever harmed a wolf.”
“So you just want me to...let you go?” Stacey said, and he half-chuckled. “I’m going to let you go, and what, we are just going to shake hands?”
“If you wish, you can shake your hands, but I will show you my tongue, in peace. I promise you, and I do not lie.”
Stacey didn’t know if he liked the idea of the great snake showing him its tongue. That just didn’t seem right. Kind of unsavory. It sounded...wrong. But, if that were its thing, who was Stacey to judge?
“Okay, so, let’s say I release you, just let you go,” Stacey said.
“Yessss, yesssss,” the snake encouraged, drawing out its sibilant pleadings.
“You are going to reward me, and then we are going to part...as friends?”
“Yesssss, I promissssse!”
“Okay, I’m trusting you, here,” Stacey said, with some caution. “But if you show any sign of going back on your word...I will not be very happy.”
“I promise, we are in agreement, you can trust me, Wolf.”
“What is your name, snake?” Stacey demanded.
The great serpent remained silent.
“Tell me your name,” Stacey commanded.
“I am not supposed to tell you my name,” the snake hissed, so softly Stacey barely heard its words.
“Look, I told you my name, now tell me your name. If you want me to trust you,” Stacey said, still hugging the snake just below its great head. It was like holding onto the neck of a very long bull.
“I tell you my name out of my great respect for you, in trust,” the snake said.
“Well? You still haven’t told me your name,” Stacey said.
“I am Oros Borealis, Deity of High Vale, God of Violence and War,” the great serpent hissed, sounding very official, and very proud of itself.
Stacey coughed, and steadied his weary voice. “I, Wolf, Pugilist, accept your surrender, Oros Borealis, Deity of Violence and War.”
And Stacey unlocked his hands, but they remained frozen into clamped claws. He gritted his teeth and released the lock on his ankles.
The great snake jerked out of his embrace, and slowly, hesitantly, slithered slightly, creepingly away. It regarded him with its one huge eye (the other eye remained lidded beneath its scaly shield).
Stacey, on his side, the great weight of the snake’s head off his leg, remained prone, his whole body clumped together in the mother of all cramps. Dripping with sweat and crushed fruit, Stacey regarded the snake.
Something emerged slowly, sinuously from the snake’s mouth. The thing, bloated and yellow gold, seemed too fat and big around to be a tongue, but the thing came forward, and softly touched Stacey’s face.
“Ohhh,” Oros Borealis crooned, “Wolf, you look so...delicioussssss.”
Stacey lifted an eyebrow and gave the snake a hard look. “Mind your manners, Oros Borealis.”
“I keep my word,” Oros Borealis hissed. “I vow that I am your friend, Wolf, and shall come at your great need. You are not my meat, although you certainly are the most delectable morsel I have ever perceived. I honor thee.”
“Thanks,” Stacey said, finally able to unclench his hands. He felt utterly drained, and it was only by the concentration of his will that he was able to remain conscious.
“I allow you access to the Sacred Pool of the Sacred Tree, please, refresh yourself,” Oros Borealis hissed, and Stacey was able to push himself up on one elbow as he felt the ground move beneath him.
He watched, wonderstruck, as a great mouth appeared in the soil near the tree, the ground withdrawing like living flesh to reveal a glimmering water source. The pool opened further until it revealed itself in the shape of a great eye, thirty feet across from corner to corner, perhaps ten feet across at its middle. Stacey crawled to its edge.
“It won’t blink, will it?” Stacey said, glancing at the snake.
“Please,” Oros Borealis soothingly hissed, “enter the pool, and drink of its waters.”
The poor snake appeared as exhausted as Stacey. It sprawled limply, looking a deflated garden hose meant to water valleys.
Stacey went headfirst into the pool and found the water cool, scintillating. His toes could just touch the bottom, which felt mossy, spongey beneath his feet. He floated. It felt good, liquid energy. Stacey poured handfuls of water over his face, then submerged his head, opening his mouth, drinking.
It was the most amazing water he had ever tasted, or felt. His body and face tingled, as if an electric current ran throughout his being. He closed his eyes and lazed in the water, spinning, floating onto his back, looking up at the too-blue sky, the deepest blue he had ever seen.
Other than a run-in with a meat-voracious serpent, this place really could be heaven.
Stacey registered movement and glancing to the side witnessed the snake plunge its nose and mouth into the waters. He felt the water level drop in the eye pool as the great serpent sucked in water.
Stacey moved to the edge of the pool and drew himself easily from the water. He felt fully alive, washed clean, refreshed, not a sore place on his body. He felt even stronger than when he first awakened in this place, High Vale. Stacey strode in the grasses, luxuriating in the feel of the sunlight upon his naked body.
It was incredible, he should be suffering the most hilatious asthma attack, but his lungs felt open, and huge. He breathed without a hitch, without a touch of phlegm in his throat. He laughed out loud, boomingly large. Again he felt the need to cry out. Bring me giants!
He refrained. The last time he had shouted that challenge, well, just look at how the universe had answered him.
Oros Borealis watched him, lazing at the water’s edge, its one eye still lidded, looking swollen.
“Would you like me to look at your eye?” Stacey said.
“Please?” the snake god hissed.
Stacey strode to the serpent and dropped to one knee before its scaly lid. He gently pushed at the lid, but the snake kept it clenched shut.
“You need to open this, I’ll be careful,” Stacey said, feeling bad about damaging the creature.
Flinching, the snake slowly folded up the lid and Stacey peered close. It didn’t appear damaged. There was no great dent, as Stacey feared. But it did seem swollen, compared to the unhurt eye.
“Can you see?” he asked.
“Blurry,” the snake said.
“I’ll wash it. Let me put some water from the pool on it.”
Stacey put his hands together in a cup shape and scooped up as much water as he could, and then came dripping back to the snake and slowly poured the water over its eye. Funny, just before he came to this place, his own eye was swollen shut and bleeding.
“Oooh, that feels good, yessss, soothing,” the snake said, closing its good eye and sighing.
Stacey repeated the washing process, scooping up several cupped hands of water and applying the wash all over the great orb. Stacey retrieved a smashed piece of fruit that was mostly whole and knelt again at the snake’s eye.
“I’m going to rub some of the sacred fruit on your eye. It’s gotta have healing properties, in this place,” he said.
The snake did not complain or flinch away, but held still, as Stacey gently rubbed the fruit over the eye. As he watched, he seemed to notice the swelling decrease, if only marginally. Then he washed the eye again with handfuls of water.
“I think it’s going to be okay,” Stacey said, “you’re not going to be blind in that eye.”
“Thank you,” Oros Borealis hissed.
“Let me help you get unwound from the tree,” Stacey offered, and proceeded to guide the snake’s body out of branches. He couldn’t manage more than lifting the body an inch or so, but with his hands guiding the process, he managed to aid the serpent in unwinding from out of the tree, and then back again the opposite direction to free it from around the tree. Other than several branches, the tree appeared okay, it would survive.
As he aided the great serpent, Stacey glanced to the pool where the huge eye slowly closed its lid, leaving the ground again merely soil and grass.
“You are very kind,” Oros Borealis hissed.
“One reason I never was the best pugilist,” Stacey replied, grinning.
“Oh, but you are a pugilist among pugilists,” the snake said, doing its best to compliment him, but Stacey was more than sure the snake did not quite understand what it was saying in its nicety. Nonetheless, the thought was pleasing.
Stacey flexed and shook out his muscles. He felt fully enervated, not a shred of exhaustion remaining. The pool had restored him and then some.
“Thank you, Oros Borealis,” Stacey said, “that dip in the pool was a wonderful reward.”
“Oh, no, Wolf, that was not your reward, that was just a pleasant drink among friends. If you will step back, I will produce your reward,” the great serpent hissed.
Stacey complied, stepping back several paces from the serpent’s head, as Oros Borealis began to hitch, and cough. Stacey had no idea what was going on, but it certainly didn’t seem like anything that would lead to a reward, of any kind.
It was ironic, but here, with this massive serpent, Stacey felt safe. He trusted, yes, he actually trusted a snake. Back where he came from, when someone told you they were sorry, and that you could be friends when you let them up, as soon as they got to their feet they’d more than likely pull a razor on you. But not so here, the snake made an oath, and Stacey fully trusted that it would keep the oath. Since releasing his hold on the serpent, Stacey had not doubted the beast’s integrity, not even a little bit. Funny, ironic, how you could trust an alien serpent, in another world, whereas you couldn’t trust your own kind in your own place. He couldn’t count the sucker punches he’d received over the years, all because he was a man that organically trusted the word of others. It probably came down to the fact that what you were, you expected of others.
Something foamy looking began to appear from the snake’s mouth, fibrous, something that looked woven of hairs, bleached hairs, as its jaws unhinged, and the bulbous something emerged. Within moments, several feet of beige hairball in the shape of a distended egg hung from the serpent’s mouth, and it kept coming as the snake strangled and coughed.
Sheesh, Stacey thought, I certainly hope this isn’t some indigenous ritual, where I have to eat a snake’s half-digested hairball. He felt queasy. What if this was some person the snake had swallowed?
With a final cough, the snake spat the long, tubular mess onto the ground. Stacey sighed, at least it wasn’t writhing, as it did look something like a beige maggot, wet, glistening.
“This is for you,” Oros Borealis hissed, looking pooped, as if it had just given birth.
Yikes, what if that is the reward, some kind of baby pet snake? Or a whole bunch of writhing snakes? What was he supposed to do? Smile and drape the snakes around his neck and shoulders?
“Um, uh, thanks?” Stacey managed, although he didn’t mean to sound ungrateful.
“Open it, open it,” Oros Borealis hissed, sounding excited, like a parent who can’t wait for a child to open that perfect gift, the one that cost half a paycheck.
Stacey knelt in the grasses by the lump, and tentatively poked at it with his finger. Thankfully, the lump did not move, and it didn’t appear to be breathing.
“Here, here, let me help you,” Oros Borealis hissed, grinning at Stacey, producing a fang fully twelve inches long, and proceeded to draw the tip of the fang through the skin of the lump. It reminded Stacey of television programs where medical examiners sliced into cadavers.
“Okay, please, open it,” Oros Borealis hissed excitedly. Stacey could almost imagine it dancing about on imaginary legs, clapping imaginary hands.
Stacey grimaced, and seized either side of the incision in either hand, and drew them back away from each other, parting what still felt like sopping hairball fabric. The fleshy, gooey substance seemed to rend easily, separating into a gaping hole.
Something squarish was in there, very odd, and Stacey felt it with his hands, and lifted it out, and thankfully the thing came away mostly clean. It was a backpack, or messenger bag, all made out of snakeskin. Stacey had to admit, it was a beautiful piece of luggage.
“A backpack?” he asked, peeking at the snake.
“Yesss, yesss, but there’s more, lots more!” the snake laughed, at least it sounded like it was laughing, and gleefully too. “You are the first, Wolf, you are the first.”
The next thing in the hairball sack appeared to be a crumpled wad of clothing, and as Stacey drew it out, it resolved into a pair of leggings, and looking closely, Stacey appreciated the fact that the pants were made out of fine scales, of an iridescent brown, only as he turned it in his hands they flickered with light, now looking more dark purple, with glimmers of scarlet.
He was about to comment when he recognized something else in the hairball sack, it looked like a pair of cotton boxer-briefs, the kind of underwear he usually wore. He chuckled and pulled out the cotton shorts.
“Well, this is convenient,” he said, stepping into the shorts and pulling them up over his legs and hips. At least they didn’t have the faux-opening in the crotch that was pretty much useless. “My size and everything.” He pulled on the legging-things, and they were stretchy, but thankfully didn’t fit him like tights, and were thick, and comforting. They felt like leather, but what did you call snakeskin? Probably snakeskin.
“Yesss, yesss, but there’s even more!” Oros Borealis hissed.
Stacey produced a pair of snakeskin boots that matched the leggings, and he liked them immediately. They looked like something from the Tolkien calendars of his youth, painted by the Brothers Hildebrandt. Stacey slipped into them and pulled them up just under his knees where they folded in this cuffs. If needed he could probably wear them unfolded, all the way up to his crotch, but he felt that might appear a tad too S&M. The boots were tough, serviceable, not fashionwear.
Stacey found more cotton—he wanted to call it a shirt, but the thing definitely was kind of blousey, reminding him of the infamous Pirate Shirt episode of Seinfeld. Still, there was no denying, it was a very nice shirt. Stacey pulled it over his head, and of course, it fit him perfectly, well matched to his broad shoulders. He rolled the sleeves up to his elbows, and tucked the bottom into the breeches—yes, these were breeches, not leggings, not tights, thank goodness, he was much more comfortable wearing breeches!
The next item was a vest made out of the same skin as the breeches, thick and braced with what felt like boiled leather about the chest and shoulders. When Stacey wore the garment, he felt how heavy it was, and discovered daggers hidden inside the vest, on either side so that his underarms pressed against the hafts. He drew one of the daggers. It was a beautiful piece of weaponry, with a horn handle, and perfectly sharp double-edged blade. He tucked it back into its sheath in the vest.
All this was feeling disturbingly familiar to Stacey.
When you got your gear in a video game.
But still, he consoled himself with the fact that all of this felt as real as waking up in the morning, or hiking, or even breathing. Yes, there more than a few fantasy...tropes, abundant signs that this was some sort of game, where you beat the boss and win its treasure, tropes abundant, but hey, he didn’t have much choice. Plus, he had to admit to himself, this was bad-ass cool, he liked these clothes, these daggers, these boots. Heck, he was equipped for Middle-Earth.
“Keep going, keep going,” Oros Borealis hissed.
“There’s more?” Stacey said, now feeling somewhat delighted. Hey, he felt it, it was like being a kid on Christmas morning.
He pulled free what had to be the coolest cape—a traveling cloak! It was fitted to his shoulders, with a large hood, he experimented by pulling it low on his head, and yes, as he expected, he could almost completely obscure his face in its shadow. There were even inner sleeves so you could wear it like a coat. Yes. Yes! He used to have an oilskin duster, but this traveling cloak was far cooler. He did a quick check and it was equipped with pockets for all kinds of things. He removed the cloak, for now, and folded it and placed it on the messenger bag (he really shouldn’t think of the bag that way, it was almost as bad as a fanny pack!).
The bag seemed empty now, just blackness inside.
“Keep going, Wolf,” Oros Borealis hissed.
“I don’t suppose there are some cigars in there?” he said, joking, but his hand found a small leather pouch, hardened into a rectangular shape, and when he pulled the top half up and away from the body of the (leather box?) pouch, he found himself staring at a clump of seven dark sticks that could only be called cigars. They were rough, and irregularly shaped, but they were cigars!
“You gotta be kidding me,” he said, extracting one, looking it over, sniffing it. Whoa, it smelled spicy, but had that underlying stink of cigar tobacco. He should probably think aroma, and not stink, but let’s face it, cigars stank, pure and simple (not that there was anything pure or simple about stinking). Without thinking, he nipped the end of the cigar with his front teeth and spat the tip to the side, and set the cigar in his teeth.
“Pinch the end,” Oros Borealis hissed.
Stacey pinched the end of the cigar and it burst into flame. He moved his hand away from the flame, and then puffed, extinguishing the flame, and overjoyed by the billows of smoke that erupted from his lips. Oh, it was glorious!
“Do I know how to reward a conqueror?” Oros Borealis hissed.
Stacey checked, and sure enough, there was a pocket inside the vest conveniently shaped for the hard cigar pouch.
“I have to admit, I am very pleased,” Stacey said, chuckling, grinning around the cigar, as he merrily puffed. And the cigar tasted good, unlike any cigar he’d smoked before. These guys must have a direct line to Cuba. Or a fantasy Cuba, perhaps from the 1930s.
“One last thing,” Oros Borealis hissed.
Stacey peered into the bag, but he didn’t see anything. He felt around and found something hard. It felt like a pool cue, but if it was, it was the kind that disassembled, because whatever it was, it couldn’t be too long, as the bag was no more than four feet in length. Stacey produced the rod, and it was black, and about four feet long, with a knobbed end, and a few nubs up and down the sides which could only have once been sawed-off branches.
Stacey, removing his cigar from his teeth to examine the stick better, recognized it at once; it was a black shillelagh.
“That is of the Ironwood Tree, and it is unbreakable,” Oros Borealis hissed, and it really did sound like he was smiling.
Stacey immediately spun the shillelagh in his hand, spinning it in one hand and then transferring it to the other, making the black weapon spin so fast it looked like a propeller. He ended with the walking stick smashing butt-first into the ground, as if he were Mr. Peanut.
He chuckled. He had never touched a shillelagh in his life, and here now he had the skill that martial artists would literally kill themselves to achieve.
“There’s only one thing left,” Oros Borealis hissed, drawing suddenly into the air above Stacey, a great hood spreading out from his neck, a canopy of colors that winked in the sunlight.
Stacey looked up at the snake’s head twenty feet above him as it peered down at him, all spread out, a majestic winged serpent.
“What’s that?” Stacey inquired, hefting his shillelagh in both hands, but loosely, at about his waist.
“Now that I have rewarded you, and we both are whole, oh but now, Wolf, I really must...eat you,” hissed Oros Borealis, Deity of High Vale, God of Violence and War. He sounded and appeared like the Big Bad Wolf hovering over Little Red Riding Hood. “I am certain that you will prove ultimately satisfying, and blissfully delicious.”


Vestigial Surreality: Audio

The Sunday SciFi Fantasy Serial, Free Online Fiction, Mystery, Ancestor Simulation, Digital World, Data is Data, Audible
spoken-word AUDIO

episodes:
01 02 03 04 05 06 07
08 09 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31 32 33 34 35
36 37 38 39 40 41 42
43 44 45 46 47 48 49

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Episode ONE - Jack
Jack makes a strange acquaintance in the park and notices an uptick in coincidence.



Episode TWO - Stacey
 Stacey meets Jack in the park, and the two freak out over the proliferation of coincidences surrounding them.