Sunday, May 7, 2017

Rood Der: 18: Cataclysm

Rood Der, Vestigial Surreality, Cataclysm, catastrophe, moons colliding, high vale, mystery, thriller
© Copyright 2017 Douglas Christian Larsen. Rood Der.
Rood Der — Episode Eighteen: Cataclysm


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Evening drew nigh, the sun just faded, and the night birds were just beginning to sing, with the nocturnal insects warming up their instruments. The mountains reflected the last of the light in a luminous glow, and all the world stilled at evening’s approach, with the Sister moons about to appear at either side of the sky. Always the larger moon, the Honey Moon, the great blue moon, edged into the sky first, and perhaps five minutes later the small green moon, the Story Moon would rush into the sky, moving much more quickly than her larger sister.
As the light of the sun faded two strange creatures, shaped like men, met and gazed at each other in surprise. They looked very much alike, although one was inhumanly white, while the other was inhumanly black. They looked like sculptures of metal, or snow, but they were very much alive, and they started when they saw each other, and then they laughed. It was almost like one shape looking into a mirror, but which was the image, and which the reality?
They embraced with equal force, and then simultaneously, held each other back to fully appreciate the other, and then they laughed again, but then, even without speaking, they looked as one at the moons, and then, hand in hand, the black man and the white man began to run, dashing at great speed.
Tonight, something was very different. This evening, the Story Moon came rushing out upon the stage of night several minutes prior to the appearance of the Honey Moon. And tonight the smaller, green moon seemed to bob in its path, spinning somewhat erratically. Like a drunkard tripping through the heavens, the Story Moon staggered and tripped. After ten minutes of this racing display, the Story Moon seemed to increase in speed, spinning even faster.
Very late, the Honey Moon finally appeared, and she edged out shyly upon the stage of the sky, shining azure in the night. She seemed to be moving slower than usual, and there seemed to be some great disturbance on the surface of the moon, with flaring bursts of light appearing like flowers. Usually the larger moon was faint, providing less light than the Story Moon, with tints of shimmering purple, forming a soft indigo, but tonight, she was deepest azure, and far more evident in the sky, as if she edged closer to High Vale, or bloated from within, filling with lethal gases.
Wise men gathered, even prior to the Story Hour, at the Congress of the Sisters, when the Sisters crossed in the sky, forming an eye. The wise men gazed up, murmuring. It was strange, this sensation they all felt, as if they had lived this before, and they knew something catastrophic was brewing in the sky.
“This has happened before, three months ago,” one of the taller men whispered. “I remember this.”
“I do, yes, I remember this,” a wise woman spoke up, loudly. “We all remember this. It is the Cataclysm. It comes.”
“You two are being silly,” a much older wise man spoke, striding out into the night upon his short cane. “Things do not repeat. Every night is new.”
“You were killed,” another wise man said, “I remember it, a flaming ball of light skipped across the grounds here, bouncing, and when it passed close, you were running, and you were killed, out there, between the river and the trees.”
“Yes,” the first wise man said, “that is how it happened, but it was the second time. And each time, although the vast configuration is the same, the details do not have to be. Brother, do not run for the river this evening, but stay here in the group with us.”
The older wise man looked serious. He began to tell a jest, but then paused, looking up. He felt it as well. This had all happened before. He felt an overwhelming urge to run for the river—but he halted himself, and stood with the others, legs trembling. This could not be true, it could not be real, and yet, he felt, somehow, that it was all happening, again. There was nothing they could do to halt the approaching events.
At the great cave of the Wee Folk, the bees were out, buzzing in a great black mass of cloud, writhing. The Wee Folk were out, as well, watching the moons approach.
“It is coming, again, do you not sense this?” an ancient honeykeeper called above the murmur of the Folk.
“It is important,” Lady Celestaer cried above the murmuring, “that we all stay here at the cave. Do not run into the forest. Do not mount any bumblebee. Soothe them, and bring them inside our fortress.”
And the Wee Folk, casting uneasy glances up at the moons, began to gentle and shepherd the bumblebees back into the caves, herding them deeper, near the honey vaults.
Lady Celestaer desperately wished that their Protector, the Great Red Cock—that he could be present—for this is where he should be. She understood, however, that he was out fighting his own battle, and was hard-pressed for it, for several of their wandering bees had been slain by something new that stalked the land, and that their great Rooster would return, scarred and limping, but only after the Cataclysm, if it did not kill him—for his fate, she did not know, for he had entered the world after the last cycle of the Cataclysm.
It was happening again, for the third time. Each time it was not exactly the same. Always, some of them died, but perhaps if she kept her people in the caves, and sealed the entrance, perhaps more of them would live.
The Wee Folk, after all the bumblebees were safely inside, closed up the honey fortress, and prepared for the soon uproar, propping stones and wedging boards against the large rolling door made of rock. Families gathered together, huddling, and the elderly were urged to lie upon their pallets, with padding gathered about.
In the foothills of High Vale, just below the tallest mountains, a heavy yurt stood upon a rock pedestal. The yurt was rough, made of heavy buffalo skins and green saplings, but somehow it seemed new, and almost prefabricated, very evenly sewn and fastened with bone clips. A large man, rippling with muscle stepped from the yurt and stared up at the sky. The man was pale and blond, with a great yellow moustache and yet an immaculately shaven face. His hair was pulled into several large yellow braids that dangled over his broad back.
“Now what!” the man cried, staring up at the fast-moving green moon and the ponderous blue moon. It couldn’t be possible, but the little moon looked like a missile heading directly for the big moon. And the blue moon seemed to swell in size, as if it might soon pop, like an overinflated balloon.
The man waved his hands in the air, his fingertips fluttering as if he were typing on an invisible keyboard, and then he started making swiping gestures, as if he were flinging aside windows that only he could see.
“Oh boy,” he muttered, and ducked back into his yurt, fastening the flaps behind him. Inside the yurt, frantic activity occurred, as stone walls suddenly formed in video-game fashion, lining the walls of the yurt, and steel beams miraculously appeared in the rafters.
Higher up at the foothills of the high mountains, outside the steaming caves of the Hot Springs, three people sat doctoring one another in a small circle, like monkeys grooming one another for fleas. The largest of the three, a man with a great brush of red hair above his head in an outlandishly exaggerated Mohawk, gawked at the sky.
“It’s happening,” he said, his voice hoarse.
“What’s happening?” cried the battered woman seated before him.
“I don’t know, but it’s about to happen,” said the big barbarian, his black face-tattoos flashing weirdly deep blue in the converging moonlight.
“It’s just the moons,” the woman said, returning her attention to the bloody wounds on the big barbarian’s arms. “Big deal. Sure, last night they were fairly awesome, but tonight they’re just moons. What’s your problem?”
“The green moon is moving way too fast. That’s the Story Moon, it’s the moon that the bees and the Wee Folk make all their decisions by—and look! The blue moon is getting closer! The Honey Moon is coming this way, right into the path of the Story Moon!”
“Those are such stupid names for moons—Story Moon, Honey Moon—and shouldn’t the Honey Moon, oh I don’t know, but shouldn’t it be...golden? You know, like honey? Who in the world would want blue honey?” she retorted, wondering at his excitement.
“They are beautiful,” said the third person, a slight man looking dazed and dreamy. “I never knew there were two moons—oh, wow, ooh, oh look! Such colors!” He sounded like a little boy watching fireworks for the first time.
“Yeah, down boy,” said the woman, turning her attention to the smaller man, dabbing his forehead with a wet cloth. “I doubt you would get this excited if I wore some new Victoria’s Secret for you. And keep drinking the water, I’m telling you, Freddy, you need to just keep drinking the water, and here, nibble on these grasses, these kind taste really good.”
The small man rolled his eyes. “You know, if my sponsor finds about me and all this grass, they’re going to kick me right out of AA—sheesh, three years of sobriety gone in one day waking up in a new world. Guess I’ll have to attend NA now.”
“It’s not that kind of grass,” sniped the woman, shaking her head.
“I’d rather stay off all kinds of grass, eating or smoking, or drinking—although that tea old Hank made, now that’s not too bad.”
“Remember?” said the barbarian, good-naturedly.
“Yeah, yeah—Rooster,” said the slight man, rolling his eyes.
A very rumpled bumblebee of massive proportion, crept close and snuggled against the woman’s thigh. She absently smoothed her fingers through the bee’s shiny hairs, and the creature buzzed in appreciation of the woman’s touch.
In a dilapidated ruins, nestled deep between bony, filthy people, a very bony-looking man with broken eyeglasses looked up at the moons. He reached up and checked that the small cap was on the back of his head as he stared up at the converging moons.
“Does anyone else see two moons up there?” he queried, not expecting an answer, but of course, the small blond boy came crawling forward, ever-ready to supply all the information that the bony man might ever require (and two hours of commentary, besides).
“That wee one is the Story Moon, ye see? It’s not really them, the Sisters, ye see, but them through the glass. All the sky is a glass, ye see? In mindi-anture, that’s what my Grandpa says, we is mindi-anture, though I don’t believe him, my Grandpa tells the most pre-propperessous stories, ye never know when to believe him, ye see? And when the Story Moon gets right up to kiss her sister, the Honey Moon, that’s the Story Hour, and usually me Grandpa would tell me a story, but ever since the lizards got us, we ain’t had no stories, it’s really sad, do ye see?”
The bony man rolled his eyes, reminding himself not to speak out loud in the future. He glared at the roly-poly boy, who grinned back at him. The kid looked like a pale monkey. Why did anyone ever have to invent kids?
“Okay kid, thanks again, now crawl back over there by your Grandpa,” he snapped, feeling a little guilty at speaking so shortly to the boy, but the kid really couldn’t shut up. And besides, he doubted the boy was even real, just like the lizards—hell, none of this was real. It was all a fever dream.
High above in the skies of High Vale a small airship sailed along, almost seeming to keep pace with the small racing moon, with a tall man standing upon its deck at the wheel. The man watched the racing moon with grim eyes, on the right side of the ship, and reminded himself that it was starboard, he watched the moon on the starboard side. It didn’t matter to him how or why you referred to everything on this damn...ship, but the sailors wouldn’t listen to him unless he called everything out properly. And there were only two airmen on board to help with everything—sailors of the skies—but right now they were asleep in their hammocks, snoring loudly, emitting the vapors of cheap rum like whales spouting salty breezes.
A very broad and somewhat short man came trampling onto the deck as loud as a bull in the proverbial china shop. The big man leaped upon the rail and leaned far over, vomiting up his guts. How anyone could hold that much bilge, it was amazing.
“Careful, Ulf, you don’t want to follow your cookies over the side,” the tall man cautioned the broad man, catching him by the shoulder and holding onto him.
“You have cookies?” the broad man grinned, turning to look at the Captain with a mouth hanging with oozing vomit, bubbles and froth.
“Delicious cookies made out of pork, writhing with worms,” the Captain said, helpfully.
The broad man groaned, hung out over the rail again, and continued to empty his guts.
“Can’t you make the boat be still?” the broad man moaned, going limp upon the railing like an animal skin.
“You’re a Viking, and you get seasick?” the Captain queried, eyes sparkling.
“Boats on water, bad—but boats in air?” he asked, and then his own question seemed to double him up again, but at least this time it was mostly dry heaves.
The Captain strolled back to the helm of the Phoebe, and spun the wheel toward port, catching the full wind in the broadsail, and they raced at right angles away from the converging moons. The large leather skin of hot air boomed as it was punched in the gut due to their abrupt change in direction, and the ship bobbed in the rich velvet skies. The Viking returned to his dry-heaving over the side.
He didn’t know exactly what it was, but the Captain had a powerful inkling that the farther they moved away from the moons, the better. And he steered for a tall mountain peak that did not seem more than ten or so leagues away. It would be a race, then. Would the moons converge, or could they achieve that distant peak?
Even the stars pulsed with extra energy, as if all of them received extra fuel. Many of the stars flared and seemed to spin, like fiery pinwheels, and the breath of the heavens seemed too warm.
Down on the rolling plains, traveling through high grasses, a short cart bumped and rattled over the uneven ground. Bands of strange-looking men and women marched about the cart and other carts, while others rode upon shaggy ponies. These people were rough, and laughed coarsely, but stared nervously up at the moons. They had large noses like beaks, and strange and colorful feathers swept back from their low brows.
In the back of the cart, two men were trussed and tied against opposing sides of the cart, but the cart was small enough that the men constantly bumped against each other.
“I still think that this was all part of an elaborate joke,” muttered the balding man, whose wrists were bleeding beneath the tight leather thongs that bound him.
“We just came through at the wrong time,” the other man said. He was lithe and handsome, blond, and yet very dark-skinned.
“Hey, John, I don’t know if you’ve realized it, but um—don’t take this the wrong way, okay man?”
The dark-skinned man glanced over at the balding man.
“Did you know that you are...black?” the balding man queried, his eyebrows up his in his forehead.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” the dark-skinned man asked. “I’ve always been black. Why are you bringing it up now?”
The balding man snorted. “I don’t know. It’s funny, I guess I’ve always known it, but I just never...thought about it, I guess. Isn’t that weird? It never seemed to matter, is all, you know, no tension?”
The dark-skinned man thought about it, bemused.
“I guess I never thought about it, either. It’s never been any kind of issue,” he said, finally.
“Do you think that’s...Them, you know, changing things?”
“I don’t think so. I remember talking about it with my Grandmother. She explained that my Mom was black, or at least as black as my Grandmother, but that my Father was some blond guy, who didn’t stick around. She told me that it might cause problems in my life, but that those problems would only make me stronger. Funny, but I can’t think of any of those problems right now, I can’t remember any. Now that I think about it, you seem to be the first person to ever comment on my...racial, I don’t know, my what? Racial heritage? Parentage? Whatever you call it, it’s never been a big deal.”
“Yeah,” the balding guy said, “now that I think of it, I kind of like it, you being black. What about me, do I look, I don’t know, ethnic in any way? Do I maybe look like a Latino, or American Native, or anything cool?”
John Galt stared at Jethro Mouch. He considered him, squinting his eyes, cocking his head from side to side.
“Well?” Jethro asked, excited.
“You look...very...pink,” concluded John Galt.
“Damn it, come on,” sniped Jethro Mouch, gritting his teeth and kicking his bound legs in temper.
“If it helps, you have always looked pink,” said John Galt.
“Pink,” snorted Jethro Mouch, and then considered. “Hey, John, do you think I might possibly be...gay? Would that be weird?”
“It’s possible, I’ve seen the way you look at Joss Chen,” John Galt said.
“No, no, if I had a...gayness for anyone, it would have to be you.”
John Galt chuckled.
“Well, do you feel a gayness for me?” he asked, eyebrows up, grinning.
Jethro considered for many moments, looking his friend over and over, from toe to head, from head to toe.
“No,” he sighed, finally, “I don’t think I’m gay, either. I’m exactly the same as I was on the other side. You know, when you think about it, I would probably have to describe myself as heterosexual, but leaning decidedly toward asexual. It’s never been such a major deal for me.”
“Yeah, that’s about right,” said John Galt. “That’s how I’ve always read you. I think that’s the way most people are, except that society keeps pushing everyone toward being an exaggerated—whatever.”
“Why do you keep looking up at the moons like that?” Jethro asked, nervously glancing up. “It’s not like you’ve never seen two moons before.”
“Well, it is like I’ve never seen two moons before, we always got out of this place before nightfall, but that’s not what’s making me nervous,” said John Galt, staring at the smaller, green moon, which was racing like a bullet toward the bloated blue moon.
“What is it then?”
“Something bad,” said John Galt. “Something very bad.”
“You know what would be the stupidest thing of all, you know, if we died right now?” Jethro asked.
“Yeah, that we never actually got to find out what are supposed gifts were,” John Galt said, sighing.
“Exactly,” said Jethro, chuckling, “I mean think, what if it was...magic?”
The small green moon tumbled and spiraled, weaving like a drunkard, while the blue moon kept swelling larger and larger, as if it was aiming for High Vale.
There was an echoing loud crack that swept over High Vale, and almost simultaneous bright flashes of white flared upon the Honey Moon, as if a star had suddenly bloomed near the top of the blue moon. The loud crack swept around the world, echoing softer and softer. Another blossom of light appeared on the Honey Moon, and an even louder crack like thunder shrieked in the night, and the sound impacted against the world of High Vale, shaking it, and the whole world shuddered.
If anyone had been looking through a telescope at that moment, they might have discerned a vast crack spreading through the Honey Moon.
Barney Taggart, bloated and gigantic, his skin stretched taught about his Humpty-Dumpty body, gibbered up at the moon, and pulled leaves and dead branches over his legs. He dipped his stained hand into his meat bag, and moved it about in the muck, and then pulled out wet fingers, which he sucked, keening softly. He whimpered and wept, almost howling up as the two moons almost met in the sky.
“I’m so hungry!” Barney wailed. “So, so hungry! Please! I’m hungry. Take me away from here, please!”
Through a tangled woods a gray man dashed, running pell-mell through the trees, his gray skin and clothes shimmering in the darkness, as if he were lit from within. He paused for a moment, looking up into the trees at a great nest of fresh webbing and the many spiders feeding there upon an oblong form wrapped in webs. The spiders paused in their feeding and gazed intently upon the gray man. The gray man chuckled, twirling a black and knobbed stick in his fingers.
“I remember,” he breathed. “I remember this.”
The spiders, losing interest, turned away from the gray man, who surged into a fresh run, pumping his free hand and his hand bearing his twirling stick, running faster than a normal man should be able to run.
A witch sitting in her tall tower strode to the window and gazed out, looking up at the converging moons.
“It’s a glitch,” the witch murmured, shaking her head. “How many times is this going to happen? One of these times, it’s going to kill me.”
“Must have something to do with severing from Vestigial Surreality,” a great baboon said, perched in the alcove of another tall window.
“Oh what do you know?” the witch snapped, glaring at the ape.
“Well I have echoes from several of my incarnations, the one in the Crystal Spire, those in the Tween, I seemed to experience a lot of the things that occurred simultaneously, and some of all those are filtering back into my memory.”
“You’re just thinking about—her, about...them, all your...dirty...women,” she grated between her teeth.
“Sandy,” the baboon sighed. “You can’t blame me for any of those things. That wasn’t me—I mean the me sitting here with you. I didn’t pull any of those strings.”
“Don’t call me that, I’ve told you over and over again,” she snarled, glaring at him, lifting up her hands as if to access some secret control panel. “And they were you, oh yes they were, each and every one of them was you, and each and every one of them cheated on me, because that’s what you are, Ape. You are a cheater.”
“I’m actually not,” he said. “Not a cheater. I am and always have been true to one woman.”
“Liar!” she howled. “What about your Heathcliff? You cannot justify that!”
“Look,” the ape said, trying to sound reasonable, “you pulled me out of a place that was before all of that. I didn’t do any of those things, San—Seven, I didn’t cheat on you. Me, sitting here? This me? I have always been true to you, Seven.”
“But you are an ape!” she howled, clenching her fists, taking several heavy steps toward him as if she meant to brain him.
The baboon regarded her with sad, almost human eyes.
“I’ve been manipulated from every angle, especially by you. I didn’t choose this shape, this body,” the baboon said, grinning at her with his horrible fangs.
“It was her, your precious Emily! She’s here, right now, all about us! She’s at the heart of all this,” the witch screamed. “She is the Heart of High Vale.”
“I’ve never met her,” the baboon said. “I do love Wuthering Heights, though. It’s my favorite book in all the world.”
“How dare you say that, to me?” she wailed, hugging herself suddenly, taking several exaggerated backward steps away from the baboon, as if she were willfully keeping herself from strangling the ape. “You said you loved William Goldman best, Control, and what about The River Why—you prove how fickle you are, you have as many favorite novels as you do favorite women.”
“Look, Seven, most of my...beloveds, they were you, or you were them, that’s how you explain it, my love, and hell, yeah, I do love a lot of different books, and all the women in those books, each from different periods of my life, I mean, nothing compares to The Sea Wolf, but that’s mainly because I was so floored by it when I was a boy, and The Lord of the Rings—”
“Oh shut up, Ape!” the witch said, sighing, losing all her fervor. She was sick and tired of this existence, all the years she had spent locked away in this tower, with time going all crazy outside these rooms. She couldn’t really blame him, not this man—who really was a man, if trapped in an ape’s body, and she still loved him, desperately, she just couldn’t help it—he was the only man for her, and she would always love him. It’s just that they had all conspired against her, and it wasn’t fair, and they had won—that was the worst thing of all, that they had won, Maulgraul, the Shaannii, and Emily Brontë, and even other versions of herself—she was frustrated and horny and angry and bitter and she just wanted it all to end. Why couldn’t she enjoy her piece of the pie? Perhaps she would do better if she bowed to the Reboot, and just gave up all these struggles?
Since the detachment, which kept cracking the moons above, she had done no good for anybody, least of all herself.
She just despised how nice the Ape was, how just like himself, like he was that day of the scorpion sting, when she might have had him, if only she had not become so schizophrenic! Of course, that was mostly due to Maulgraul, that stinking witch, which was like cursing herself, cursing Maulgraul, because one was the chicken, and one was the egg, only which witch was which?
And this curse was due to the Heart of High Vale, keeping Stacey from her, jealously. And even with all the resources she had at her very fingertips, she just could not slip past the ever-watchful gaze of the green authoress, the creator of Heathcliff and Cathy, and her sadistic turn of mind. Lustful bitch. How could Seven compare with some of that?
Up in the great and abandoned Sentinel tree, a vast and ancient and still-living tree from ages and versions past, an odd group of people gathered on the veranda, hundreds of feet up above the entrance.
The young man with the scraggly beard leaned out far beyond what was safe, and the little meerkat man perched next to him laid a gentle paw upon his shoulder.
“You should be careful, Jack,” the meerkat man said in his chittering voice.
“I still think this is the best way,” the young man said. “I’m sure it will work.”
“You have absolutely no idea if it will work,” said the meerkat man, about the size of a raccoon, beating a little rhythm with his sticks, shooting out colors of light like firecrackers.
“Shhhh,” said the tall, elongated black man, “Michael, don’t make any noise, we don’t want to signal the Man in Black below.”
“We’ve seen no sign of him, I think we lost him when we came through the portal into the Dulance Preserve,” said the meerkat man.
“Wait, look, right through there,” said the young man, pointing out along the trail over the bumpy rise where they could see silhouettes against the horizon. “Do you see that? I see someone moving there.”
“You have better eyes than me, Jack,” the incredibly tall black man said.
“Me want see,” came the voice of the crooden warrior, who was back in the body of the tree—they didn’t want to chance his great weight upon the balcony, which was ancient, and might fall away from the Sentinel, plunging them all to their deaths on the giant boulders below. The giant, who dwarfed even the tall black man, was sticking his head out and trying to see where the young man was pointing.
“It’s happening,” the meerkat man said, “quick, back into the Sentinel!”
They drew back, save for the young man, who was yet peering out at the horizon. He was certain he could, with his very sharp eyes, just discern the movement of a tiny figure hurrying along the path toward the Sentinel.
“Jack!” cried the tall black man, and the crooden warrior screamed, as the young man, Jack, neatly leaped over the bannister and plunged into the abyss.
In a moment, the little meerkat man was over the side after the plunging Jack.
Far away, upon the blue moon, the Honey Moon, in the sprawling city of Olde London, a group of intimate friends sat in a neat and homey suite of rooms, at 221B Baker Street, waving snifters of aged brandy beneath their noses, patiently lighting cigars (although many hands were trembling). Sherlock Holmes smoked his customary black clay pipe.
“I say, Holmes,” said Doctor Watson, puffing on his cigar, “the end of the world—tell me, does any of this seem somewhat...familiar?”
“My dear Watson,” said Holmes, “I believe I have recovered evidence, circumstantial, mind you, that we have actually experienced this singular scenario, two times prior to this date, and possibly three. You would imagine that this little end of us and all that we know, well, that it should be growing rather boring, wouldn’t you say?”
“Evidence, Holmes?” Watson ejaculated.
“Not hard evidence, on the contrary, but in certain dreams I have been experiencing these past three months,” Holmes said, calmly, sitting close to the window and staring out as the green moon swelled sickeningly massive in the glass. It was all like something out of H.G. Wells, or Jules Verne.
The ground trembled, and another explosion detonated somewhere near. Police whistles and klaxons sounded, and rough voices passed on the street.
Nikola Tesla, standing at the other window, sniffing his brandy but not tasting it, studied the approaching moon with fascination.
“I too have experienced these dreams, but to myself these seemed more like prophetic visions, as opposed to something we have already experienced,” the scientist said. “But from what the boy shared, I take it, that in some manner or other, this is not the reality we have always known as, well, reality?”
“Quite succinctly put, my dear Tesla. By studying the histories in the library I have deduced, long before the rise of Frankenstein, that this is an elaborate simulacrum of reality, for in the reality of the histories, I am the creation of a certain Conan Doyle, known to his friends as Arthur Ignatius, and knighted at the age of forty-three. He accomplished many things, but The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes was certainly his most popular invention.”
“That is absurd,” snorted Doctor Watson.
“But the man we have met here in Olde London, Arthur Doyle, that is in reality not the historical man, but a mere simulacrum, as am I, and you, and the good Doctor Watson here,” said Tesla, sniffing his brandy, thoughtfully.
“Well put, Tesla old man, I think most men of deeper thought have arrived at this similar conclusion,” replied Holmes, puffing at his black clay pipe.
“I certainly won’t have it,” said Doctor Watson, throwing his brandy down his throat and reaching for the bottle. “I think, I see, I hear, I taste—in short, I am, well, I think. Hmm, I am, well, whatever, all that rot.”
“Elementary, my dear Watson,” said Holmes, as the ground shook, the building creaked, and then the explosion to end the very world erupted, throwing rubble into the air and knocking the gentlemen on their sides, and the green moon struck into the heart of the blue moon, and the sky wailed in the voice of a dying god.
The three men, pushed themselves to their knees and the ground buckled beneath them.
“I say, Holmes!” cried Doctor Watson.
“Gentlemen? It was very nice—” Holmes began, but then the very world caved in, and all of Olde London disintegrated, grating into vapor as explosion after explosion ripped the two moons into pieces.
In High Vale at the grand manor house of Lord Dulance, at the heart of the Dulance Preserve, the household was out on the patio, as was customary for the Story Hour. The children gamboled and the servants chased them. Even the infant, on the lap of her mother was happy and sweet, and the Grand Lady Varrashallaine, who wore her flowing white dress, babbled and cooed to her sweet child. It was like a festival night. The night was electric.
The wise men were present, including a wizard and a witch, all of them promising that no cataclysm would take place. The Lord Meren Dulance—known as Six by his friends—stood tall and proud on the steps where he had once throttled a giant Dragon Warrior in the defense of his lady, his head thrown back, gray beard jutting.
Six sensed that the wise men were wrong, for he had dreamed of this night, night after night, for the past three months. He knew it was coming.
And the Story Moon, two hours earlier than usual, entered the Congress of Sisters, crossing before the Honey Moon—but to their horror, the small green moon plunged into the heart of the great blue moon. There was no pause. Only driving collision, with nothing slowing the inevitable cataclysm, as each lunar orb dashed forward, disintegrating even as they met, in incessant intercourse, plunging, exploding, erupting as a bomb without fire or smoke.
It was ghastly, the great orbs colliding, and all the folk of the world stood gawking, mouths agape, slack-jawed and horrified, faces contorted and bodies stricken, but unable to look away from the celestial holocaust.
Many believed that millions of people inhabited the very surface of the Honey Moon, with a smaller number living inside the Story Moon. No one in High Vale knew this for certain, it was just a rumor, or an old-wives’ tale, a bedtime story for children, or a subject to discuss during the Story Hour. But if it was true, then millions of people were perishing, even at this moment.
But even as the horror took place in the skies, the rumbling cacophony rushed down upon High Vale like a herd of a million horses, hooves sparking fire upon the sky, shaking the much larger world, quaking the ground, rippling the mountains, shaking the rivers and the seas—and the heavenly missiles began to rain down.
A massive boulder plunged from the Honey Moon, and roared into fire as it hit the atmosphere of High Vale, and this fiery comet came streaking down like a judgment of heaven, and plowed into the world, lifting and dropping the world like a carpet. The ground retorted, screaming, thundering, and booming.
And then, rocking and rolling, spinning crazedly, came vast metal discs, flying vessels launched from the Honey Moon. Great flying saucers dashed from the conflagration, sailing swiftly. One sailed through the sky over the mountains, and another, and another, and yet a fourth emerged into High Vale, on this last vessel was slammed by fiery meteorites and plunged to a fiery death in a deep High Vale canyon, exploding, bursting.
Still the moons collided, exploding now, jettisoning vast spouts of flame and fire, and both moons exploded from many areas, and yet the Sister Moons were discernible as moons, retaining enough of their shape as they each moved in opposite directions, ripping each other to shreds, tearing and biting at one another, a colossal battle in the heavens. And though much larger, the blue moon seemed to take more damage than the smaller green moon, crumbling more quickly, disintegrating, and as they continued to destroy the other, each moon took on more the color of the other moon, so now there was a vast turquoise conflagration filling the entire sky, billowing outward from horizon to horizon, lighting up High Vale brighter than day.
The smaller moon smashed on through, pummeling the greater moon, tunneling and churning, continuing, now half its original size, while the previously larger moon broke into hundreds of shards, none of which was close in size to the other moon. And these pieces collided and explosion after titanic explosion filled the sky, rolling like vicious thunder around and around and around the world of High Vale.
And only then did the true death begin to rain down upon High Vale, as shrapnel from the two deconstructing moons entered the High Vale dome of life, and caught fire, streaking like missiles into and all about the whole world. Coming down like bullets, like missiles, like hail.
Rooster, before the crystal caves, seized the arms of Frederic and Frances and dragged them from their stupefaction, and the great bumblebee followed. They hurried into the caves as the first blistering rain of death struck the ground outside the cave, and many ricocheting bullets burst into the cave. Rooster led them back to their lukewarm pool, which might offer them some protection from the fire and destruction.
Upon his airship, Captain Joss Chen threw his vessel into a steep dive, releasing most of the pent-up hot balloon air in one bellowing blast, and they plummeted toward the mountain peak, now not so far away, as a scattershot of missiles the size of bulls whizzed past them and all about them, and many cannonball-sized meteorites snapped instantly through the vessel as if they were standing still.
John Galt and Jethro Mouch, captive in their wagon, could only clench their eyes shut and scream as a hailstorm of fire pelted all about them, and a vast boulder fell from the sky to utterly disintegrate five of the running plainsfolk, right there, only a few feet removed from the cart. And after another blast the wagon went end over end, tumbling and casting its captives to the dirt.
And High Vale bucked in the Cataclysm, as the Sister Moons continued to disintegrate, even as they moved through and away from the other, as ricocheting boulders crashed together and created a maelstrom of fiery rain. The whole sky seemed to catch on fire, and High Vale quaked, and coughed, and staggered about like a dying patient, gored to death by its two most trusted protectors.
The ground lifted and crashed down in a wave, as a carpet is snapped to rid the dust, and a vast wave of dark and muddied clouds, racing faster and faster, growing in power, rumbling with thunder, rolling around and around the world, full of lighting and vast shapes, and people brave or stupid enough to go abroad in the world, witnessed the tread of giants across the face of the sky, vast demons that laughed and battled each other, and threw jagged bolts of lightning at any mortal that they spied far below. The dark, massive shapes roiled and boiled, churning, as vast whirling winds stood up upon the world, and raged against the rolling thunderclouds, and lighting was seen to rip from the ground into the heavens, and then reverse, coming down tenfold in magnitude upon the ground.
Massive cracks opened in the ground and a terrible and agonized cry was heard from the depths, and many believed they had heard the death-wail of Oros Borelais, God of Violence and War. And towers toppled that had stood for a thousand years, and great walls collapsed as vast rents appeared in the world, and the land fell, and entire towns vanished, and other lowlands suddenly filled with water like blood, and vast waves roared across the land, while seas suddenly evaporated in whirlpools that belched fire and smoke. And even the unimaginably towering Sentinel, a tree from ancient times and another world, leaned out over the void, its retaining stone blocks shifting, and it was uncertain whether the god among trees would fall or somehow regain its stature.
Thousands of voices muttered prayers, all over the world, chanting the mantra: “This has all happened before, and it will happen again. This has all happened before, and it will happen again. This has all...”
In the witch’s tower the small woman shuddered in the arms of the great baboon, who held her to his furry chest, and stroked her hair with his elongated ape fingers, soothing her, whispering into her ear: “Shhhh! I’m here. Shhhhhh! I’m here. It’s almost over, it’s almost over. Shhhh! I’m here....”
And large hailstones of burning fire pelted against the tower, rattling it and shaking it, and the ground murmured, and voices were heard throughout the sky, and the trees gasped while fires raged.
Somewhere, sounding very far away, a large bell gonged, and rang, gonged, and rang.



Douglas Christian Larsen
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