Sunday, March 5, 2017

Rood Der: 09: Café Really?

The Sunday SciFi-Fantasy Serial Novel by Douglas Christian Larsen
© Copyright 2017 Douglas Christian Larsen. Rood Der.
Rood Der — Episode Nine: Café Really?


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They were chattering and had been keeping everything somewhat cool for about half an hour, even making jokes, with a few of them discussing Phoebe’s body, and were just thinking about concluding their dinner meeting, with nothing really solved. They would have to leave it all at this, just more mysteries bobbing about in their confusion collective, like icebergs, with only the tips showing. They still could not agree on anything. But the vast and looming threats lurked there, ever there in all their minds, just beneath the surface. Like this Phoebe, their “waitress,” she was obviously from “them,” or the System, although no one had felt courage enough to say...the Abyss. Because when you thought about it, that’s how this all got started—meeting together and talking about their darling conspiracy. To think, that this all used to be kind of fun, just a chance to get together with like idiots and drink beer and coffee, and smoke cigars and pipes. A few of them used to actually refer to themselves, on the down-low of course, as The Inklings, inspired by Tolkien and Lewis and Barfield and all the other guys. When two or more were gathered in its name, the Abyss seemed to be there, among them.
Outside of their gathering, it all seemed much more random. Just their everyday signs and wonders, the coincidences and the déjà vu and all the strange, surreal feelings, and nothing they could really pin any solid evidence on, nothing, no how.
“Come on, come on, we still don’t know anything,” Rodney was saying, sipping at a glass of red house wine. “Yeah, yeah, some bimbo appears amidst us, and says a whole lot of nothing, and what? We are supposed to freak out, and just, like, you know, what? Leave our world? We still don’t know anything, that’s all I’m saying.”
“What Joss showed us, what he caught on video—that seems like...magic, I don’t know,” John Galt said. “Like the first day, when that guy, the Pugilist, when he came stumbling through backward into our world. Remember, that was because of what Hank was saying, I mean, remember? He was actually talking to the Abyss. He addressed it, personally. The guy came through a solid-brick wall. Doesn’t that seem like magic?”
“Arthur C. Clarke,” Joss Chen said. “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. That is what I believe this all goes back to, technology, we even call it the System.”
“Oh come on,” Rodney spat, “you always have an answer ready like that. Really, you aren’t even one of us, you’re just some guy that Hank hired. You weren’t even there on the first day.”
“I don’t see what that has to do with anything,” Jethro Mouch said, “you have to stop that Rodney. Joss is one of us. He has experienced it all, just like us. He was here tonight, and I don’t know if the rest of you noticed it or not, but this Phoebe seemed to be saying a whole lot to Joss.”
“The Golden Boy,” Rodney sneered. “If I remember correctly, and I’m certain I do, she was talking to me about finding destiny, not Lucky Chen.”
“Please,” John Galt said. “Rodney, I want you to knock that off. I don’t know what problem you have with Joss, but maybe you just better come out and say it, instead of sitting back and taking cheap shots at him. Enough passive aggression.”
You are chosen, was part of the message that he had received, but he did not say anything about it, to anyone, because Joss Chen did not wish to be chosen. He had worked too hard to make something of himself, right here, in this world, he had struggled for too long to just go giving it all up, to go running, to leave his parents, to flee into the unknown of another world.
“It is okay, I do not have a problem with Rodney,” he said, staring at the detritus of his dinner plate—he kept his hands still and calm, on either side of the plate, “and the fact is, he is correct, as I am not certain that I wish to take this any further. I do not know if I want to be a part of this. This has gone much further than any kind of security job, or security threat. It is not a puzzle, we all know that. And I am not certain if I want to know any more than I do.”
“So what are you saying?” Ronald Rand asked, eyes huge behind his thick eyeglasses. “You are going to abandon us? Come on, Joss, we need you!”
“Look,” Rodney said, “I don’t have a problem with Chen. I just wonder, you know, he’s very smart, very young, and he came on after everything clicked. How do we know that he’s not—part of...it?”
“Part of...it?” John Galt said, eyebrows raised.
“You know what I mean,” Rodney said, rolling his eyes. “Come on, like the waitress, this mystery Phoebe. She says she’s a shepherd, a part of the System, I’ve always thought Chen might be like that, an agent moving in among us. He’s not one of us. We don’t know him. Didn’t you get the feeling—what you said, Mouch, she was talking an awful lot to Chen, maybe she knows him, they know each other, right? You’re telling me that none of the rest of you haven’t felt this, too?”
“You are being silly,” John Galt said. “I know Joss Chen. We do things together. And Hank knew Mrs. Chen, that’s how Hank knew Joss, he’s known them for years.”
“Yeah, yeah, but then we know that the System can change things, even our memories, right?” Rodney said, leaning back in his chair, folding his arms over his bony chest. “Maybe Hank didn’t know Chen’s mother, right? Maybe that’s how the System moved its agent in, you know, making up a story in our heads?”
Ronald Rand grinned. He removed his glasses and began polishing them on his shirt. His eyes looked tiny without the magnification of the lenses.
“Rodney, listen to yourself. If the System can do that, just go and write new memories, then that could be true about any of us. Maybe we don’t really know...you? Maybe the system just wrote you into our storyline? Or our whole group? You know, the barbecues, various girlfriends coming in and out of the group, other guys like Howard Roark and how he used to do almost everything, conduct the meetings, and all the years we have been getting together—all of it could be made up, a fiction generator creating all our lives and memories. Heck, isn’t that what we’ve been yammering on about now, for years and years?”
“Yeah, maybe,” Rodney said, “but you’re forgetting, I can’t be an agent of the System, you know, I’m Jewish.”
They stared at him.
“I’m joking! I’m joking!” he said, raising his hands. “Yeah, yeah, I know, we can’t know what to believe, or what we even know, really, or what is real—sorry Chen, I wasn’t picking on you—what did the waitress say? Our world, it is transitional, and, and...pathetic?”
“Transitory,” Ronald Rand said. “Transitory and pathetic. Transitory signifies a short period of time. Our world is temporary—and pathetic.”
“Thank you dear Miriam Webster,” Rodney said, and guzzled the last of his wine.
“Merriam-Webster,” Ronald Rand corrected, replacing his glasses. “Plus you got pathetic right. That was good. Pathetic, but good.”
“You are pathetic,” Rodney snapped, glowering at Ronald, pushing up his glasses with his middle finger.
“Well, at least you got off Joss’ back,” Ronald Rand said.
“I think I am going,” Joss Chen said. “I need to think about these things. I do not perceive that any of us is ready to make any kind of decision, not yet.”
“Stay and have dessert,” John Galt said. “Let’s all have dessert, or at least coffee.”
Joss Chen looked like he was considering, but even so he was gathering up his things and placing all in his leather messenger’s bag. He was just starting to shake his head when the waitress reappeared through the curtain.
“Gentlemen,” she said, and smirked, “and Rodney. Please follow me. Your dessert and coffee is served on the terrace. Compliments of the house.”
She popped back behind the curtain.
“This room is bugged,” Rodney said, “big surprise there. And what was that crack? Gentlemen and Rodney?”
“Would you just drop it?” John Galt said, rising to follow the waitress. “Come on, Joss, they already have the dessert ready. Just have one cup of coffee with us.”
“Did you notice any kind of terrace?” Joss Chen asked. “When we arrived? I certainly never saw anything like a terrace. It is getting late, I think I...”
“Oh put on your big boy’s pants already,” Rodney said, rising. “It’s only a little after ten. I’m sure you’re not going to turn into a pumpkin if we get too close to midnight.”
“Plus, free dessert,” said Ronald Rand, and his big smile was so infectious that Joss Chen finally conceded, and followed them through the curtain. “I love it when the house starts complimenting us!”
“One cup of coffee,” Joss Chen said.

The Sunday SciFi-Fantasy Serial Novel by Douglas Christian Larsen

Rooster carried Frederic in his arms. He was wavering on the name, again, but the Wee Folk did see him as a mighty...rooster. And truthfully, he didn’t want to keep anything from the other world, nothing, not even his name. Yes, he was Rooster, as lame a name as that was—still, it had to be better than Hank. He had never liked his name, it was just too close to the character’s name from Atlas Shrugged, and that had always bugged him. And no one had ever called him Henry, it was always Hank, and that bothered Rooster, because somehow he just didn’t seem as real to himself when considering that no one had ever called him by his full, given name.
Traveling at this slow, plodding pace, it wasn’t so bad, not tiring at all, even with Frederic in his arms. Rooster enjoyed the stroll, but he couldn’t bring himself to enjoy the beauty.
Oh, the beauty was there, all about him. If he looked to his right, he could see down into a rocky valley, with the small plateau where they had begun, at least two miles down. It was all picturesque and breathtaking, even his dulled mind knew all this, but right now, it was all just rocks and trees and skies and color, hardly different from any other hike.
Night was coming on, and Rooster always enjoyed the moons rising. Winding through the mountains, higher and higher, they had already traveled probably five miles, but the air didn’t seem any thinner.
Rooster filled his lungs, it felt wonderful. He felt a twinge of guilt at even enjoying the fresh, full air, because Ivygarten was dead. Lady Celestaer said that Ivygarten was now considered a great hero, because never had an Elder, especially an elder as elderly as Ivygarten, ever participated in a great war against the angry wasps, and with such ferocity! Ivygarten slew five wasps, which was an incredible feat even for two young warriors of renown.
They had taken her, flown away, bearing her slim body between two great buffalo bumblebees, ascending like helicopters, carrying Ivygarten away from him upon her bier, into the sky.
“After the Repeating Cataclysm, come, Mighty Red Cock—Rooster, please return to the Cave of the Wee Folk, and you shall see her again. Those that perish do not remember, but you shall see your Ivygarten again,” Archbee Lady Celestaer pronounced, bowing to Rooster, and then she was gone too, following the path of the sky bier, that white silken bed where Ivygarten lie as still as a statue, white and beautiful, pure and pristine, suspended between land and sky. “Today will ensure that she lives forever in legend and story, but even greater than her deeds in the Great War, was the beauty that she bonded with you, Rooster.”
Rooster supposed that was when they would hold the funeral, after the Repeating Cataclysm, whatever that was. Hank supposed it had something to do with the two moons. He had heard about some great show in the sky, something terrible, but he had not seen anything of the sort in his three or so months here in High Vale—High Vale is what the Wee Folk called the land, which was fairly close to the Sky Valley that his group had been calling it.
“It’s getting dark, Hank,” Frances said wearily from just behind him.
“Please, don’t call me that name, not any longer,” Rooster said. “I don’t want anything from there, not even that name. But hang in there Frances, we don’t have far to go, and this high up in the mountains it is safest if we make it all the way to the Hot Springs. The Wee Folk said that scavengers will come out tonight to feast on the plains, and that the feeding scavengers will draw out the predators, so the higher up we get, the better.”
He was drained, his ax heavy on his back, and Frederic, sleeping deeply, seemed only the weight of a child. Rooster was war weary, but worse, he was exhausted with grief, and such depth of grief. He had never known such sadness. And that was strange, because the truth be told, he had hardly known Ivygarten, they had only known each other a matter of weeks, and really, they had only communicated in depth in the last few days. But then again, it seemed he had always known her, that he knew her fully, and he realized this was because of the bumblebee pollen, and the dance of the bees upon his head, and the connection. He was connected to Ivygarten, and to all the Wee Folk, but especially to her.
Severing this tie, it was far worse than severing a limb.
“I guess they don’t have hospitals here,” Frances panted, gamely marching onward and upward, leaning into the severe incline.
“Not anywhere that I’ve been,” Rooster panted. “I have yet to see anything like a village, let alone a city, but supposedly there are both, but far away from here. But the Wee Folk claim that there are healing properties in the Hot Springs, they mentioned a few things, none I’ve ever heard of, but I would take it they mean like sulfur and magnesium and, I don’t know...salt. They are going to fly us in something that is supposed to help, but usually that means honey. They try to fix everything with honey, wounds and illness and, I guess, sadness. They even have honey booze.”
“I don’t know if that will help Frederic,” she gasped. “Of course, I don’t think any hospitals in our world—sorry, my world, could help him. He certainly didn’t think so. And I think the honey booze is called mead.”
“Do you have any idea what is wrong with him?” Rooster gasped, and oh yeah, he was getting ground down, slowly but surely, this sharp incline could sap whatever reserves you had stashed away.
“Well, he had two different kinds of parasites coming out of him, at least I think they were parasites, awful things, kind of like a cross between jellyfish and sow bugs and I don’t know, giant leeches, or electric eels, they were the most horrifying, disgusting things I’ve ever seen, all wet and gooey with little mouths, and they came out of Frederic, from both ends! I saw tentacles on one of the things.”
“You don’t think he had the flu shot, do you?” Rooster asked, just to cover the bases. He knew that Frederic was the last guy in the world to ever accept into his body something as insidious as the influenza vaccine.
“He’s not stupid, Hank. Sorry, I mean Rooster. You know, I feel kind of silly calling you rooster.”
“It’s that, or Mighty Red Cock.”
“Rooster it is, then. Although Male Chicken might have been good.”
Rooster snorted. He caught himself, stifling the burble of laughter that almost escaped his lips. It was amazing, and a little sad, how fast you could bounce back from terrible grief. When someone died, it seemed like you would never smile again, let alone laugh.
“Male Chicken,” he mused, “it would cover both first and last names, so that would be good.”
“How in the world did you bring about this physical change? You don’t look anything like the Hank from the Sky Valley Group.”
“I think part of it is just being here, I think there is just more, I don’t know, molecules? Atoms? A lot more goes into what makes us what we are, we are a whole lot more dense over here. The air is thicker. And then I’ve been running all over creation, doing all kinds of physical things, climbing and swimming, even fighting, sleeping outside, getting lots of sunshine. You notice how different the sun is? You can actually look at it, and it doesn’t hurt, and you can feel it coming in, know what I mean? Plus, I’ve been eating a completely vegetarian diet here, mostly grasses, if you can believe that, there are all different kinds of grasses here, red and blue, green of course, and they all taste different, and I mean they are good, not like eating lettuce.”
“And your hair?”
“Probably just this world, and the bees, they crawl all over your head when they get to know you, they actually suck your sweat and oils, probably dandruff too, I don’t know what all, maybe other things—I’ve heard they actually draw negative things out of you, although that sounds like chiropractic stuff to me. But that’s about when my hair started growing in. I haven’t really looked at it in a mirror, but I kind of like it. Still, you can’t take everything they tell you seriously, like they think I am a god, not the God, but a god, not to say that they are Charismatics or anything wacky like that. They’ve got a lot of superstitions. I mean, to me, so far, a lot of what they think and say, it sounds a tad silly.”
“Oh, you think? It is a strange and beautiful place, I certainly have to admit that,” Frances said, stumbling along, and suddenly noticing that she could hardly see where they were going. She was leaning more and more upon her makeshift walking staff, her spear butt. “I mean, I already love the bumblebees, they’re precious.”
“These are the buffalo bumblebees,” Rooster said, “they have other kinds as well, some as large as a St. Bernard, some about twice the size of the bumblebees from, well, you know, over there; some of the bees are not quite as...loving. But all of them are angels compared to the wasps.”
“What the hell is up with those stupid wasps?” she snapped.
“I guess it’s mostly that they are just, well, wasps,” he said. “I’ve always found them kind of jittery, and weird, pissed off at the entire universe. Pretty colors, though. But wait until you see the spiders, you are just going to love them.”
“I don’t see how, unless they are pink, wear tennis shoes, and distribute sugar-free candy to children.”
“And not the toxic diet-sugarless kind, either!” Rooster chuckled. “But I was being, uh, facetious, I guess. You ain’t gonna love the spiders, unless you have some weird spider fetish or something.”
“Me figure that out, Conan,” Frances said in a gruff and comical Me-Jane-You-Tarzan inflection. “Me no like the spider, me say eek when mouse appear. Me woman. You man.”
Rooster surprised himself by chuckling again.
“We better sit down,” she panted, “there’s some big rocks here, I don’t know if we can make a fire, but this looks like as good a place as any, and in another five minutes we are just as likely to fall over one of these little switchbacks and tumble all the way back down, as make it much farther.”
“Fire is good, it might draw friendlies, and it does ward off some of the baddies, but it won’t get that cold tonight, we can cover up Frederic with the emergency blanket in the backpack. This will be good, you can watch the moonrise, you’ll love it.”
“I can’t wait,” she groaned, sinking to her butt with her back against a boulder. If she closed her eyes, she could probably be fast asleep in two minutes, cuddled up around Frederic.
“I’ll build a fire after you get tired of watching the...well, you’ll see, just give it a couple of minutes. I still can’t get over it, really,” he said, gathering some big rocks into a ring and rummaging about for kindling and deadwood. He still had a few minutes of light remaining to find what they’d need to keep a fire going throughout the night.
Frances got out the emergency blanket, it was one of those cheapo things that looked made of tinfoil, she tucked it around Frederic and got her sweater up under his head for a pillow. She found a glowstick in the backpack and gave it a snap, and it illuminated fairly bright. She found aspirin, popped two into Frederic’s mouth, and helped him get some water down. She took a long gulp and swallow of water, and then wiped her mouth, frowning.
The water didn’t seem quite right. It seemed flat, which was an odd thought, because this certainly wasn’t sparkling water. It was just tap water, from home. But it didn’t seem...right. It tasted lifeless, and kind of...thin. She thought she tasted...bleach. What a weird thing to be thinking about water, like it was a milkshake or something. Not enough vanilla. But what could be missing from water?
They hadn’t come across any water sources during the last hour, but as soon as they found a spring or a stream, she was going to fill up the canteen and water bottle. She supposed Hank would know if the water would require purification. She knew there were purification tablets in the backpack.
Suddenly all her senses went alert. She was huddling next to Frederic when suddenly something changed. She wasn’t sure what it was, or what had gotten her all spooked, but she was rigid now, on her toes, motionless, her eyes open wide, staring about. What was it?
And then she saw it, coming from the left side of the sky—she had no idea of direction here, of if even a compass would work here, but there, up in the sky, just appearing over a towering mountain range, was the edge of a moon. It had to be a moon, but this thing was swollen three or four times the size of the concept of “moon,” it was as large as a basketball held at arms’ length, it was sharp and clear and bright and tinged blue, and it was...beautiful.
She gasped, finally breathing. The sight filled her with awe. It was so sharp and crisp, so near—it actually looked like, she didn’t know, like Google Maps, or Google Earth (what was it, Google High Vale?), in satellite view, she wasn’t sure, but it looked like she could see patterns, and man-made structures on this great blue moon.
“Hey Frances!” she heard Hank—Rooster call out, from far away. “Do you see the moon?”
“I see it! It’s amazing!” she called in return, not looking away from the blue moon. Realistically, it must be three times the size of any great Thunder Moon or Harvest Moon seen in her own world. And the depth of the color, shimmering against that sky, that dark blue sky—Lovely is the Dark Blue Sky, wasn’t that a Christmas song?
“Give it a minute!” Rooster called back, and she could hear the smile in his voice. He certainly was a jolly guy, and always had been, but she had absolutely no understanding about what had Hank so grieved, and sad. Evidently he was mighty close to one of those beautiful little women with all that metallic hair, more beautiful than Tolkien elves, if that were possible (and yet more like insects, as well).
She wondered if this giant moon was going to do something, like change colors, or grow brighter (or dimmer), but whatever happened, she was content to sit here and watch. It was better than watching fireworks. Something about the blue color, it just made her feel...different. It was like a mood-altering drug. Blue moon, you’ve got me crying over you! This was a real blue moon. There certainly was nothing metaphoric about this deep, deep huge moon of magical blue.
And then her vision shifted, as something caught her eye. A flash of—green. She gasped, another moon was emerging from the far other side of the sky, a bright green moon. This moon was small, about half the size of her own moon, and so green it brought tears to her eyes. It seemed to be moving at double the speed of the larger blue moon, you could actually track the slight movement with your eyes, like focusing your eyes on slow-moving clouds.
She switched her view, looking from the little green moon to the giant blue moon. You really couldn’t see them both at the same time, they were that far apart. But, she looked back and forth between the two moons, considering, she’d give it about two hours or so, and she would actually watch the two moons cross in the sky. At this point, she couldn’t tell if one would move in front of the other, but it seemed most probably that since the little green moon was moving faster, it was probably moving in retrograde to this planet’s rotation, and was probably closer—or maybe not, astronomy was not exactly one of her better subjects, because the blue moon might be closer, so the green moon would travel behind the larger moon, if that was the case. She’d have to ask...Rooster (damn it, but that name felt so stupid, even when thinking it). Or she would just watch, wait and see, for herself.
Rooster came back when it was much darker, now everything was lit by moonlight, with armloads of what looked like both grasses and deadwood.
“You’ll have to try some of these grasses, and we might try and get some into Frederic, the dark red grass is supposed to have healing properties. After you’ve enjoyed the moonlight a while longer, I’ll build the fire, I think I brought enough wood to last through the night, but I found a couple of deadfalls where there’s plenty more wood, and not far away. And you can toast the grass over the fire, as long as you don’t get it too close.”
He babbled on for a while and then noticed her face.
“Ah, caught up in the magic, are we?” he said, looking up at the two moons.
“Do you get tired of looking at that?” she whispered.
“Not yet,” he answered without pausing to consider. “It still seems just as amazing. I love the blue moon, it’s called the Honey Moon, I don’t know why—it might just be called that because of the Wee Folk, and might have something to do with their honey production and storehouses. Or I don’t know, that’s just what I was thinking. The little green moon is the Story Moon, and I have absolutely no idea why it’s called that. But together, the two moons are called The Sisters, and in a couple of hours it’ll be the Sisters’ Congress.”
“Where one crosses in front of the other?” Frances asked, excited.
“Yeah, can you guess which one will be in front?”
“Uh, I’m thinking the little green moon—the Story Moon?”
“Very good! Was that a guess?”
She nodded, and he seemed to sense her assent rather than actually see it in the dark.
“This is High Vale, and those are the Sisters,” Rooster said, munching on some grass. He passed a handful to Frances, who began to gnaw on hers without thinking.
“Hey,” she said, “this is good, it’s like eating a full salad, but with hints of cinnamon, and mint.”
“You taste cinnamon, and mint?” he said, watching her for a moment. “Not me, I taste spinach, I mean it tastes like cooked spinach, but after I swallow a few bites, it really seems like I’m eating, I don’t know, lasagna, or some meaty-saucy pasta of some kind, it’s really satisfying.”
“It’s changing, the tastes and flavors, it’s really good, but what it is not like, is eating grass,” she said.
“I know, right? And this will clean you out. It will clean Frederic out, as well, this is what he needs. And the honey, I’m sorry none of the buffalo bumblebees made it back to us before nightfall, but probably first thing in the morning they will bring us honey. Wait till you try it. Now that, oh, it’s to die for, I promise. The honey that your used to is more like eating sweet water.”
“Honey and grass, that’s all you eat?” she said.
“Oh no, they’ve got lots of stuff, there are nut trees and bushes with berries, plus a lot of the trees have this rough fruit, like mangoes, I’ve had some of the vegetables that the Wee Folk trade with larger peoples, but I don’t know what it is, it doesn’t really parallel with any vegetables I know, but the Wee Folk say that they eat from the plants that come from the ground, and from the fruits that grow on the trees.”
“No meat?” she said, her belly gurgling. It would be a strange world indeed without some form of meat, although philosophically, she kind of liked the idea.
“They do have various birds, I guess, I just haven’t wanted to kill any of them. You know, they have something here that really looks like the Dodo birds?”
“You mean the extinct birds from South America, kind of like penguins?”
“Yeah, they have those here, big heads, great big beaks, and they are called the Wise Birds. Very weird, but cool, they can talk. The Wise Birds.”
“I wonder if that pisses off the owls?” she said, shaking her head, tremendously weary.
Rooster thought about that for a while and then suddenly barked laughter. He caught himself, shaking his head, and she could see the sadness flood back into him.
She sighed.
“Those are some pretty moons,” she said, staring dreamily upward.
“Yeah, wait until you experience some of the dreams, they are amazing, you will swear that they are real, I mean taking place in an actual place,” he said, busying himself with building up a small teepee of kindling and sticks inside the ring of rocks.
“You don’t need to light the fire yet, it’s plenty warm,” she said, “and I’m enjoying the moonlight. But I’ve always had dreams like that, I’ve always felt that we go to an actual place when we dream. The Dream Place.”
“Really? Not me, not until I first slept here, and you have not experienced sleep, not really, not yet, either, not real sleep—it’s about as different from the sleep we know as eating this grass is different from eating...I don’t know, grass, I guess.”
“Bring it on, I’m game,” Frances said, yawning, unable to look away from the moons. The stars were coming out now, and they seemed furious, twisting and churning, spiraling and spinning. This was a world of unimaginable beauty, and wasps, they could just be damned, when all was said and done.

The Sunday SciFi-Fantasy Serial Novel by Douglas Christian Larsen

They moved across a doorway where they could see into the kitchen—a kitchen—only it appeared to be an Asian kitchen of some sort, lots of frying and steam, with noodles bubbling and men in little white hats yelling at each other in some other language, and two men seemed to be wrestling with a very large, very pale snake, and the words they were yelling, it was something that didn’t sound like anything other than gibberish. Beyond that opening was a long, dark corridor, and it was utterly quiet, they couldn’t even hear the kitchen behind them.
“I think this is one of those moments,” Rodney said, his voice trembling.
“I feel it,” Joss Chen said, “in the guts, it is happening, like before.”
And they paused while he bent and vomited into the dark corridor. This same reaction occurred when he had crossed through the Red Door, and on the other side, he had to sit and wait, breathing hard, until he finally managed to crawl back through into their own world.
On that day he had not seen much of their brave new world, but only a sky too bright, and rocks too hard, and dirt that seemed like any other dirt. When he turned back, now, he couldn’t see anything. Rodney put out his hand, and Joss took it, and hand in hand down the line they led each other after the barely seen figure of Phoebe.
“Just hold onto each other, don’t let go,” John Galt said from the front of their chain.
“Drama, much?” Phoebe said, and for just a second she sounded like a cackling witch.
Then they crossed through a flapping curtain that felt greasy and cold, and they were standing upon a little terrace, an outdoor restaurant, only something was wrong. John Galt lifted his hand before his eyes and peeked through his fingers. Why was it so bright?
“It’s daylight,” Ronald Rand said, “what in the world?”
“Come on, it’s a trick or something,” Rodney said in disbelief, pushing past the others, shaking off their hands. “It’s a set or something, they’re messing with us, I’m telling you it’s all a movie set.”
It looked like lunchtime for the business crowd, with groups of men and groups of women laughing and eating finger foods at tables.
“Please, have a seat boys,” Phoebe said, throwing herself into a wooden chair.
They gathered about the round table and slowly, hesitatingly began to sit, all except for Joss Chen, who had his back against the wall, in the place where they had come through into this—reality. But there was no passage back the other way, just the solid wood of the wall.
“This isn’t a trick, Phoebe?” John Galt asked.
“If it is a trick, I’d like to hear a good explanation, other than a movie set, that is, because come on Rodney, have you ever even been on a movie set?”
“It’s like the holodeck, in Star Trek, right?” Rodney said, his eyes going wide, his hands quivering.
“Well, that is probably a little closer to accurate than the whole movie-set scenario, but still far off the mark,” Phoebe said. “Nobody is walking around in a chamber of holograms, unless, of course, you buy into the notion that the whole universe is a hologram.”
“The whole universe isn’t a hologram?” Jethro Mouch asked. Comically, his pipe was in his mouth, but the bowl was inverted, pointed at his lap—he was fortunate that he had never loaded and lit.
“I’m not willing to admit to that,” Phoebe said, grinning about at them. “But think bigger. Much, much bigger. Here, this should help, here comes a good clue. Listen!”
They leaned forward, listening.
At the next table where several business types sat, a loud, ruddy-faced guy suddenly burst out: “Well, that’s just it, data is data!”
For an instant, it had seemed that the whole volume of the restaurant had increased, and then when the guy yelled that, that data is data, everything had focused in on that exclamation. Data is data. The volume dropped to a normal restaurant roar, and then it dipped way beyond that, it going almost completely quiet. The people were just as animated, and they were talking just as much, but it was as if the volume were turned down.
Outside the café a young woman paused for just a moment, and then she hurried off along the street, pulling a hood up over her head.
“Data is data?” John Galt said, “that was the hint?”
“Maybe,” Phoebe said.
“What does it mean, that we are all connected?” Jethro Mouch asked.
“That is an interesting point,” Phoebe said.
“It means that everything is data, everything,” Joss Chen said, where he sat in a huddle upon the floor, his back still up against the wall. His face was drenched in sweat.
“On the nose!” Phoebe cried, clapping her hands. “You are the guy, Joss Chen, I always knew you were the guy.”
“Where we come from,” Joss Chen said, “the data is thin, we are practically featureless numbers, running an If/Then scenario, while here the data is rich, fully fleshed out. Here, data is data, but there is a whole lot more...numbers.”
At the next table was an odd collection of individuals, looking decidedly out of place. A young man dressed like Robin Hood, with a bow and a quiver of arrows, a pretty little girl with golden curls standing next to his chair, and across from them was an angry looking Asian man, or perhaps he wasn’t Asian, it was difficult to tell, and finally a very thin-looking older man with white hair who looked to be folded in half to fit behind the small table, tucked into the small-seeming chair. The group was eating pizza, and the adults drinking wine.
John Galt couldn’t look away from this group, and after a moment he noticed that the skinny old man (looking suspiciously like the actor Alec Guinness) was watching him. John Galt nodded to him, and the old man grinned and nodded in return.
“They can’t see you, you know,” Phoebe said to John Galt.
“Maybe not,” John Galt replied, “except Old Ben over there.”
Phoebe looked and shook her head. “Oh, well, him. He doesn’t count. He is outside of the data, he can move through it, but mostly, he’s not part of your data. I am surprised that he even took note of you. He watches over numbers, in general, but rarely gets his hands dirty in them. He’s like a kindly old accountant that keeps the big picture in view, but rarely gets granular.”
“I have no idea what any of that means, Phoebe,” John Galt said.
“I am not surprised, John Galt,” Phoebe said. “But here is your dessert, please, enjoy.”
The waiter, a little guy with greasy hair, smiled a too-toothy grin at all of them, nodding his head vigorously.
“Drop the act, Titan, it’s terrible,” Phoebe said to the waiter.
“Phoebe, nice to see you out and away from the raw data,” Titan said, in a surprisingly deep voice, “although by the looks of your guys here, your data is still pretty raw.”
“We all work in our media,” Phoebe said. “It looks like you have Jack over there, with Manda, no less.”
“I think this is all a repeat,” Titan said, “as I remember all this happening before, I think a couple of times. We may have had the Cataclysm, so if you have anything lying around unsaved, this might be a good time to hit Control-S. When things come back online and the system is up and running, things are probably going to change, in a major way.”
“That’s what I’m doing here, trying to get these knuckleheads to make the choice of their own freewill, but they’re all kind of idiotic, I don’t know what I’m thinking, but in doing my last rounds I just happened to catch them issuing a very unusual challenge, and so I opened a portal for Colton.”
“Hey, the Pugilist, good show! So that was you, we were all trying to figure it out, I had my money on Manda, I thought she was play-acting innocence, you know how she does.”
“No, dummy, I didn’t initiate Colton, I just tripped him into a very offshoot sim, it was cool. You know what he did? He drank a beer, thanked the sims, and then went back to kicking Viking butt.”
“That’s the Pugilist, too bad I always have to die with him, I wish the Shaannii could get her shit together, I mean just once would be nice. The whole routine is old, if you ask me.”
“She is the Second Witch, depending on how you count.”
“Anyway, enjoy the dessert, guys,” Titan said, waving cheerfully to the group at the table. While he chatted with Phoebe he had spread around the table a variety of treats, including coffee and tea and various garnishments, plus a whole lot pastries, some most outlandish, including bagels, Krispy Kremes, challah bread, and a variety of ice creams, pies, and cakes. Something that looked like Twinkies, only with frosting.
“Come on, Joss,” Phoebe called brightly, “you promised to have one coffee.”
“Just give me a moment,” he said, his forehead on his knees, they could see from twenty feet away that he was shaking.
“Why does it affect him like this?” John Galt asked.
“He’s sensitive, it’s all striking him simultaneously, like being tickled until you pee while being scared so badly that your hair turns while, while getting turned on and depressed and angered all at the same time. Your Joss Chen is a complicated man, especially considering your world. He just may turn out to be a hero, or a villain, I can never remember which direction the sensitives usually go.”
“But he’s going to be okay?” Rodney asked, looking worriedly at the young man shaking with his back to the wall.
“Oh no, none of you are. Most likely you will all perish, and never be remembered or recalled. Remember, you guys aren’t even real—oh, oops, sorry I’ve hurt your tender feelings, but I’m sorry, I know you feel real, you have hopes, you’ve fallen in love, you are terrified of things, especially being forgotten, but hey, reality is reality, and data is data, and I’m offering you guys a chance, at least. Keep this in mind, not one of you is based on a real person, and despite your absurd names, none of you is even based on any of Ayn Rand’s characters.”
“A chance,” John Galt said. “You’re offering us a chance.”
“Yes, just a chance, but like I said, you’ll all probably die,” Phoebe said. “But that’s life, it wouldn’t be so interesting without its Vesuviuses and Black Deaths and sweeping influenza viruses. Get used to it, that’s life, and life is nothing without death. Just remember, data is data. It’s all numbers.”


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