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Monday, September 28, 2015

Phantom Drive 1869


Phantom Drive 1869
by Douglas Christian Larsen


Wind wailed through the fluted rock configurations, twisting and twining and echoing in a long drawn-out moan. Four men standing near their mules fidgeted and started uneasily, glancing and frowning about them. When the wind surged and the low moaning noise rose above the scrub, the men crowded together, and their mules grew increasingly uneasy. The steadfast animals could pass a buzzing rattlesnake without twitching an ear, but the nervousness of the men increasingly spooked the beasts, and the wind across the red rocks made stranger music still.
“It’s the wind,” Marshal Diego snapped, startling the men as he suddenly appeared around the corner of a rocky tower that resembled two giant hands praying. “I don’t want no stupid talk, boys. You’ve been deputized, and you are official U.S. Marshals deputies, and that’s how I expect you to behave yourselves. I want you all to display some backbone.”
“Ain’t a lawman,” Yon replied, but only half-heartedly, as he gave the marshal a dirty look from beneath his slouching miner cap. He didn’t like being startled that way, especially when he knew he was mostly being spooked by the wind. It didn’t look good to the boys. The boys made their discontent known by spitting tobacco juice in the general direction of the marshal.
“Well you’re a man, aren’t you?” Marshal Diego said, the sides of his mouth quirking out the corners of his huge moustache. He was a tall, thin, hard man, and in the last several days the men had learned not to push him too far. He was tough, and good with his fists, and his guns, and you never know which he would draw. The men did not know if he was laughing at them, or challenging them to some kind of ruckus, but they all felt way too low in spirit to rise to any sort of mayhem. Maybe the marshal was just trying to break their spell of increasing unease. They all just wanted this job to end.
It was the other man, the one in the long black coat, that spooked them most. The fact that he was out of sight spooked them more than his lurking presence. This other man was a Government man from back East, and there was just something frightening about the glint in his black eyes, and this whole scheme just did not settle right with the men. Sounded great in Denver City, at a lowly saloon, half drunk, but out here in Ute country, it got downright eerie.
First they had come upon the massive excavation beneath the twisted rock formations, a man-made arroyo that was a vast canyon when you went down deep inside. Maybe two thousand men could mull around in there without bumping shoulders. A lot of miners had spent a lot of time excavating all the rock and rubble that was now piled high above the excavation, on huge posts now strung with dynamite. This ain’t about cows, Yon thought, sickly. Especially when you considered the vast amount of explosives planted at the end of seven mini-mines—thirty-foot tunnels carved in volcanic rock—you knew there was some Government secret involved. Something they wanted buried, and that would remain buried, forever.
There had been rumors about the horrors at Gettysburg ever since President Lincoln’s assassination, and now with the Government looking to fire President Johnson, it was looking more and more like those rumors were true. Supposedly the man in black worked for the president waiting in the wings, that general from the war, Grant.
When Marshal Diego deputized these miners, they thought they would be setting out as a posse to run down desperadoes—something exciting—instead they spent the day here setting charges of dynamite. And the amount they distributed was enough to bring down a mountain.
When they were finished with their work, and thinking it might be time to head back to base camp, the marshal distributed the shotguns.
“It’s almost night,” Billy said, the youngest man present. He was skinny, raw-boned and burned by the sun, and only sixteen years of age. He generally ran errands for the miners, and now his eyes were jerking about, certain he saw lurking Indians at every bush and tree.
The oldest man, Bert, a yellow-eyed geezer who was unused to being away from a bottle this long, coughed, spat out his tobacco and said with real worry in his quavering voice: “Marshal, it ain’t safe out here at night. The Ute don’t like us here, this be sacred ground.”
Marshal Diego laughed. “Well, I don’t know about Indian superstition, but this will be sacred ground, after the long drive. Gettysburg finally ends, boys, tonight. That’s the plan.”
“They really Johnny Reb, that who’s coming?” old-man Bert said in a low voice. He had not fought in the war, and he did not wish to participate in any delayed closure to it.
The marshal was about to speak when his eyes flicked up and he remained quiet. The men followed his gaze. The man in black sat quietly upon his black horse, watching them from about twenty yards away.
Everyone remained still, watching the man in black watching them. The wind moaned especially loud.
“Guess I better go and see if he needs anything,” Marshal Diego said, not sounding as confident as he usually presented to the deputized greenhorns. They thought they heard him muttering Spanish slings and arrows, things that sounded like pinch hee, or pinchie, as well as some of the more common cuss words that they all new. His jaw jutted squarely and he set off at a brisk stride, hands gripping the butts of his twin horse pistols, calling back to the miners: “Better keep your splatter guns ready, but don’t shoot off any toes.” He might have laughed, or it might have been the wind.
The miners grumbled and lifted up their shotguns, each of them checking their loads and calming their mules and spitting tobacco juice.
Bert said, “El Capitan’s gone dark. It’s night, boys.”
“Pikes Peak,” Stanley, the only educated man in the group, said. “They renamed it after that soldier went up there. The Spanish and Indians still call it Capitan.”
“Shut up, perfesser,” Yon snapped. He kept pacing, shaking his head, glowering and spitting.
The irony was that Stanley actually was a professor in New York City before he came to Colorado to try his hand at finding silver and gold. Now, shivering, glancing nervously up at the peak above them, he wished he had never left New York.
They could hear the sounds of horses and the marshal and the stranger were no longer in sight, and the night was now coming on very fast. They thought they might hear shots, carried on the wind, both rifles and pistols. At the base of the impossibly tall mountain above them, it was growing cold, and the twisted shapes of the red rocks seemed to emanate a baleful glow in the twilight.
“What is it we’re supposed to shoot at with these shotguns?” the kid asked. “I don’t wanna kill nobody, even bandits.”
“You know what they said happened at Gettysburg,” Stanley suggested, timidly, as he did not wish to rile Yon again.
“You mean about them angels?” Billy said, wide-eyed.
“No! He’s talkin’ bout the Rebs, how they wouldn’t stop fightin’,” old-man Bert said in a low voice. “Even after they was dead, they got back up again. They couldn’t kill Johnny Reb. Sumpin about the slaves they was tryin’ t’keep, and a curse from Africa.”
“You are talking about Voodoo,” Stanley said, trying to keep his voice low so as not to provoke Yon again. “I think that’s what you mean. Voodoo.”
“It’s cows, idiots, cows we gunnin’ for, that’s all, that’s what the marshal said, sick cows they drivin’ over from Kansas,” Yon said. That is what they were told, and Yon needed to cling to the explanation, even though everyone knew it just wasn’t so, because the boys were giving him the willies, and it was spooky out here in this weird, twisted landscape. There were many legends about the Ute in these parts, and Yon did not want to be here, shotgun or no. “The cows keep fallin’ over, been goin’ on for a while, and they say people who eat’ em start walkin’ funny, then they die too.”
“Someone’s comin’!” the kid squeaked, backing into his mule.
They all heard it, the sounds of horses, jingling spurs, creaking leather, and as the cacophony of sounds intensified the ground shook, and then up over the rise where the marshal had gone to meet the stranger came a looming wave of riders on galloping horses, the riders hollering and whistling. The four men with shotguns shouted in surprise and backed into their skittering mules, and within seconds the riders went pounding by, Mexican vaqueros many of them, all shouting such frightening urgings as: “Cora! Rapido! Arriba!”
Strangely, as the riders passed beyond earshot, one last word came drifting back.
Muertos.
Even though none of the men spoke Spanish, they each had a smattering of miner-speak, and knew that last word. That was not a good word to hear in this alien landscape of rocks the color of blood.
“We should go,” Billy whispered. “I feel something bad, something real bad!”
The mules, as one, pulled loose from their inept handlers, and sped in the direction of the retreating riders, and Billy, yanked off his feet was dragged for more than ten feet by his mule, the boy lost his shotgun and screamed in terror and pain.
The men stood around, waving their shotguns, peering into the night, and nobody went to help the boy as he continued to lie screaming in the scrub brush.
“Get up here, muy pronto!” came the voice of Marshal Diego. They could not see him, but it was distinctly his voice, and he sounded panicked, something they had not witnessed as yet. “You men, up here now, fast! Rapido! Rapido, you idiots!”
They started up the rise. Even Billy shut up, scrambling around to find his weapon with bleeding hands, and was up dashing behind the men in the dark. There was no way he was going to wait out here in the dark. He thought he saw rattlesnakes at every step. And something that was not an owl was making a weird noise, like a siren calling in the night. As they broached the short knoll they spotted Marshal Diego with several Union soldiers. Several lamps revealed two shiny Gatling guns, great big machine weapons on wheels that looked like nothing more than rings of death, big impossible monsters that could spit the bullets of a whole army, just two men could do that with these things, with another two men to load up the bullets.
“Spread up here,” Marshal Diego commanded, miming with his hands to the four miners, instructing them to point their shotguns. “If any of the—cattle—get within ten feet of the big guns, here,” he said, patting the wheel of a Gatling gun, “you use your shotgun. One shot per cow, comprendo? Push it back in with your boot, if it gets up this high. Don’t touch it. Not with your skin. Understand?” In his obvious nervousness, he said skeen, don’t touch it, not with your skeen.
They nodded, swallowing nervously. Already, they could hear the approach of something new, echoes of something terrible, reverberating through the ground.
“You better understand,” the marshal continued, drawing one of his extremely large horse pistols, “because if you disobey, or turn to run. I shoot you.” He nodded at them and snapped the pistol back into the holster. “Stay and do you duties, deputies.”
Many lamps glimmered down in the excavation, and though nothing could be seen the length of the channel for about fifty yards, strange shadows flickered in the dark cavern. There should be crickets, loud symphonies of crickets, but there was nothing, except for a low moaning noise just at the edge of your hearing, and everyone was jumpy, eyes huge and rolling. Eyes played tricks in the haunting light. Shadows seemed more real than the small lights.
A horse came charging up the channel, the iron-shod hooves sparking on the red rocks. It was the stranger, the Government man, all dressed in black with his great coat flapping behind him, his big black hat pulled low over his eyes. He reined the horse up rearing, and fired back behind him with a very loud pistol, and then he was riding forward again, toward the group at the top of the knoll. The Union soldiers began cursing, hunkering down around their guns.
“Exciting times,” Marshal Diego laughed, drawing both his pistols. “It comes, amigos, it comes.”
The black horse came up the steep rise and the man in black erupted over the cusp at the top. Again he reined in his horse, and dismounted. He led the large stallion back to a supply wagon and tied the reins there, and came slowly back with a rifle slung low in his arms
Everyone peered into the pit.
“What is that?” Stanley, the ex-professor, inquired as the first shapes came stumbling into the light of the first lamp below. The other men grumbled, and even the soldiers at the big guns began a low-pitched complaint.
“Just wait, and remember these are cattle,” Marshal Diego said, weighing his pistols up at about neck level, nervously thumbing the hammers halfway back. He looked excited, almost happy, pretty much up on the pointy tips of his cowboy boots.
Figures moved in the shadow, some of the shapes looked like people, just people, but every additional glimpse revealed the wrongness of the figures, the unnatural movements, the darkness clinging to the shapes, and now you could hear, it was them, the figures of shadows, making the noise, the terrible growing noise, it was voices, inhuman voices, cloying, cold, devoid of all empathy and feeling, it was a noise, a hunger, hunger craving and calling like a siren, come to the dark, come to the teeth, come.
“That’s not,” Stanley began, gesturing with his gun. Then retreated a few steps, only mumbling: “No. I want to. I’m. I’m sorry. But no.”
Stanley the ex-professor dropped his shotgun and turned and fled back down the path, away from the lights and the guns and the things below. A shot rang out, deafening, and the fleeing man dropped to the ground.
Two soldiers appeared from the shadows and lifted Stanley up, dragged him to the top of the knoll, and tipped the still squirming man down tumbling into the writhing darkness below. The man became a scream, and then a violent rush of sounds that was not screaming, but the edges of sanity where human voices cannot go. And it seemed he screamed on an on.
“You can’t just—” Yon began, taking a step backward.
“You are deputies,” Marshal Diego told them and they stood frozen in their boots. Yon stopped, and stepped forward again to the edge of the precipice.
The soldiers began firing, finally, and the impossible mass below kept coming, stumbling, falling, rising again, hardly impeded by all the gunfire. There were shapes that must be children, and shapes stumbling forward on stumps, waving stumps. Like a great creature composed of many parts it crept on thousands of bare feet up toward where the Gatling guns bucked and fired, the spirals of smoking barrels clanking around and around, blasts of smoke accompanying the whirring bullets.
The Gatling guns fired, each weapon blasting away continuously at 150-180 rounds per minute, soldiers on each side of the guns loading bullets into the gravity-fed hoppers. The deputized miners huddled together, lifting their shotguns more like shields than offensive weapons, and now they could not look away from the faces turned up to them, the moaning, yearning faces of the shadows.
After an hour of continuous firing, the squirming mass of things were only fifty feet from the top of the excavation. Then the miners fired their shotguns at the beings attempting to scale the almost sheer cliff face. Mechanically, the miners loaded, fired, and reloaded, working as if locked inside a night terror from which they would never awaken.
A streaming flare shot up into the sky, lighting the whole area, but briefly.
The churning things below looked up with blank hungry faces. Eye sockets seemed hollow and cavernous.
The strange Government man in black stepped forward.
“The last one is in,” he yelled. “Roll in the stones and then fall back. The other end is being sealed right now. We have to get around the standing stones before detonation.”
Soldiers rolled forward a massive stone taller than a man, and it clumped noisily down and boomed against rock face as it half-slid and then toppled into the massed death below. The moaning continued, unbroken, unchanging, hungry and sad and inhuman.
Everyone ran, the miners and soldiers and even Marshal Diego. Last came the Government man on his black horse. Within moments of rounding the towering wafer-thin rock formation, the ground seemed to inhale. Men cast themselves face-down upon the ground. The Earth shuddered. And only then was the blast of tons of dynamite heard, exploding mightily. The ground lifted again, and then slammed down, as if a giant were rattling the very world.
Then a rain of stones dropped from the sky. Thankfully, the shower of rubble was well beyond where the men lay against the sheltering rock formation.
“Is it done?” Marshal Diego yelled, leaning against the rocks, his face pale and weary, his fingers massaging inside his ears. It seemed they could all still hear the moaning of the damned, but if so, it was not with their physical ears, which echoed from the blast. This was something deeper, the knowledge of what squirmed buried beneath tons of rock and gravel, something yet yearning, something still struggling hungrily, forever squirming, shadows in the underworld.
“It’s finished,” the man in black said. “In a year or so, this might be a National park.”

Marshal Diego laughed. “They should call it The Garden of the Devils.”
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Monday, August 24, 2015

Storyteller's Last Stand

A rip-roaring ride through time to that famous knoll at the Little Bighorn

A wild and rambunctious visitation to that legendary knoll in what just could be the most accurate depiction of the Custer massacre, except for the gleaming and well-oiled pair of anachronistic .357 pistols, that is. Earth Mother and Daughters, over-pumped cueball torpedo assassins, what just might be a were-hyena, time travel, and the edgy dark humor of Rodolphus make for a frenzied, page-turning, entertaining read. George Armstrong Custer comes to vivid light and life. Storyteller's Last Stand is dark and scary and funny, and very well might be the ultimate last stand for storytellers the world over.


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Earthmothers and daughters, were-hyena, time travel, and a whole lot of Rodolphus piss and vinegar
Storyteller had no idea what he was getting into, this white knight in the saving damsel business


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©Copyright 2011 Rodolphus. All Rights Reserved by the Author. No part of this book may be reproduced (except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews) or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the publisher, Wolftales UNlimited. This book is a work of fiction. People, places, events, and situations are the product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or historical events, is purely coincidental.


Dedication
 To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before
 LRN, messed-up beauty
SFJB, divine heartless wretch
SJS, breathtaking, beautiful Soulmate Dream
JC, what a body and spirit
NW, sexy elf
EM, dark princess
SMC, bitter inspirational fury
PC, heart friend
CDC, Angel Love Soulmate


Time Travel to a Twisted Time for a Historically Accurate Account of Custer's Last Stand

Part 1

He blinked at the sun, for just a moment staring fully into the piercing sky stinger, his body trembling as if he were cold as the sun neared noon. He braved another peek at the fiery circle in the sky and could not help drifting back through time for a heartbeat, to another scalding day when the sun was decidedly unfriendly; however, the suns from his distant past, on numerous and varied battlefields, never
seemed as malevolent as these the day-after-day evil orbs of his present.
   The sun stalked him. Monstrous, powerful. Perhaps not as potent as it was when he was thirty years old, but then again neither was his pecker nearly so savage as the lion he sported in his roaring days (like the best fish stories, his early-days penis grew ever mightier in pace with his lengthening, but faltering memory). The sun pounded him, demanded he submit — it wanted him to lie down like a worn-out dog and put his paws straight up in the air — a dog! What an insult to a man who thought of himself as a lion — a lion, damn you all!
   Contemplating the sun, he toyed nervously with a necklace, tugging the chain away from his bony breast, twisting it in his fingers, caressing the odd pendant which dangled from the end of the gold chain. If I can live long enough for the decline of the ozone, he thought, just think how that bastard of a sun will attack me.
   The old man stretched on the bench. His spine crackled and popped. He groaned, rubbed his leathery veined hands (claws) and coughed up a wad of phlegm and spat (he nearly lost his yellowed chompers along with the mucus). His frame, although dramatically stooped, was long and board-thin. The skin of his buck-naked head was splotchy and weathered, age spotted and stretched too tightly over his skull.
   Terrified in the day. Yes, perhaps he was the dog the sun tempted him to be. Oh, but at night! At night there was no fear, and time was flexible — the old man could be fifty, or thirty, and most often of late, ten or eleven years old. Night was good. It released the vapors of memory, all the phantom smells of youth. Day, however, oh day! Unlike the night, day was static, it never ever never ever never changed (never), and terror was always there, always waiting for him; however, there was some small compensation for the debilitating fear, for along with fear, in equal measure, was bravery. The old man faced the day, every day, defiantly, shaking his bony fists at the sun.
   Bravery, for in the day, when the sun was a predatory dragon hunting him, the old man trod the earth a lion. Lion War, which once was his name, a very long time ago — Lion War — a name earned with his fists and knees and the knife-edges of his hands. When this bravery of Lion War was upon him he was perfectly willing to complete the unnatural quest. Truly. He was perfectly willing to seek out and destroy the Earth Mother, and the hyena in man’s body, Bright Eyes.
   During the night he was a man, an ordinary man nearing his end. The fear was slim, an insignificant plant with wilted tendrils, closed pods. He was able to be a man. He relaxed. Breathed easily. Enjoyed life, an ordinary man. An ordinary man, aged, trembling, usually happy, hardly able to accept the cruel fate he played no starring role in choosing.
   The old man watched young women entering and exiting the dormitory. He grinned, admiring their fuzzy sweaters and neat turned-down socks. He refrained, with great concentration, from hooting and cackling. He periodically lifted an ancient pair of polished silver opera glasses and perused the young women more intimately. Unfortunately, when he could clearly discern their features he was not as successful in suppressing the always-close-and-loud old-man hoots.
   “You back again, gramps?”
   The old man craned his spindly neck.
   “Oh boy, looks like it’s T. J. Hooker time,” the old man giggled, eyeing the towering campus cop.
   “Who, you say?” the big man said, leaning close, his platter-sized fists gripping and twisting his redundantly large nightstick.
   The ancient one cackled. “Forget it, sonny; way before your time — but I don’t want to disturb your occupational duties. I’ll just hoinky-doinky on my way.”
   The guard reached and wrapped his paw around the old man’s drumstick-thin biceps.
   “Don’t come back, now, you hear me.”
   The old man went still. He eyed the guard. And he grinned.
   “You don’t want to mess with me, sonny-boy,” the octogenarian said, softly, lightly, jutting his lower denture plate, his eyes glittering and bright.
   The guard, a beefy six-footer, comfortable with his usually universal talent of intimidation, was surprised that the geezer — stooped and hobbled as a hunchback — actually was tall enough to meet him eye to eye. He drew back, swallowing.
   “I don’t want to mess with you, do I?” said the guard.
   “No. You do not. I may be pushing eighty-eight, but in my day I was a pretty tough dude. I was a warrior to command respect. I beat over fifty injuns, and all I had was my bare hands. I was a pretty tough dude, all right, in my day, yes I was.”
   “Well, Gramps,” the guard said, tightening his grip on the insignificant limb, “your day was a long long long time ago, now wasn’t it?”
   “You might be surprised, you dimwit,” the old man said, eyes flaring with very ungeriatriclike anger — his free hand rose to his imprisoned arm, peeled back one of the guard’s blunt fingers, and suddenly the young man of beef and potato sat plunk on the ground, looking up at the geezer — the old man smiled down upon him. “My day is yet to come, you dimwit bonehead jerk-off asshole.”
   The old man released his hold on the finger that was nearly as thick as his wrist. He casually strolled away, swinging his stick and whistling.
   The guard, trembling, shakily stood. He glanced over his shoulder. Thank God none of the broads had witnessed this — this — this ridiculous spoof, this farce, this, this...he trembled. Murder! Death! Damn, but the next time he caught the old geezer peeking at the broads (the ancient pervert!) he was going to snap his spindly neck! He massaged his throbbing finger.
   The guard watched with lowered brows as the geezer hobbled down to the drive — and, damn all, if one of those mile-long limos from England didn’t have the nerve to swing up to the curb — and then, of all things, there came a spit-and-polish dandy-doo in a peaked cap speeding around the bus-long car, kow-towing like the tiny yellow menace he was, to open the geezer’s door. And then, most shocking of all, the tiny yellow dandy-doo menace turned out to be a girl! And a very winsome tiny yellow dandy-doo menace at that, or so the glowering guard judged from a distance of twenty or so yards.
   The geezer turned before entering the limousine and waved cheerfully to the seething guard.
   Maybe the guard only imagined it, but the old man seemed to be waving with his middle finger.

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   “I’ll be back, before you know it, so please don’t sit here worrying while I’m away,” he assured her, maintaining his vocal equilibrium, evenly modulated, but was not quite able to suppress the nervous flutter at the base of his larynx. His luxuriant moustache twitched with the flex of his jaw.
   “Just please God don’t let it snow,” he muttered.
   He was busy packing his camera case, checking that all his special lenses from the far corners of the apartment made it into the case, his back to the woman; however, he could feel her eyes consuming him, palpably, as if a force of alloyed ice-fire emanated from the jagged gaze of her eyes.
   “I suppose reminding you that this creep probably has a gun won’t do me much good,” she said, finally. Well, that wasn’t so bad, he thought.
   “Well, to tell you the truth, my mom has called about three times to remind me that he might have a gun; or, in my mom’s world, he probably is an ally of Sodding Hussein and has a dozen SCUD missiles aimed my direction. She also told me that Shannon might have some thugs about to pound the shit out of me,” he replied, finishing off his camera case, now checking the electronic ear and flashlight for batteries.
   He pulled on his recently mink-oiled fingerless gloves, yanked them off, and packed them away.
   Suddenly she was close behind him — he dropped his gloves as her hands slithered over his hips, around to his flat belly, and then down.
   “Sharen, I’m already having a tough time concentrating.”
   “I know. Your body language is actually stuttering. Perhaps this will help.”
   In the middle of voicing a protest his eyes closed. He leaned against her solid body. Felt her breasts push into his back. He surrendered himself to her embrace. A low groan barely escaped the door of his mouth and he sighed as she grazed her long teeth over his neck.
   She dexterously popped the buttons at the front of his jeans.
   “Something tells me you’ve practiced this maneuver before,” he whispered between his teeth.
   “Only in preparation for when we would meet, “she said, wickedly, her lips tickling his right ear lobe.
   He reached his hands behind him, around her, over her satin robe, smoothing his hands about her taut thighs, then up slightly to fondle his favorite place on her perfect body.
   “Yep,” she breathed into his ear, “yes sir, now I know it’s really you, it is, yessiree.”
   His breathing was already close to aerobic arrest. “Did you think I might be somebody else?” he strained.
   “Well,” she chuckled, deftly using her palms and fingers, squeezing him into convulsions, “you hadn’t touched me once since you came in the door. Nope. Wasn’t sure at all if it was you.”
   He stretched his head back to rest on her shoulder, and her neck craned about bringing her mouth close to his; her teeth nipped at his too-full moustache and she licked his lips, enticing his tongue out to meet and embrace. They stood thus, breathing raggedly, silently and fiercely swaying, for many moments.
   “Oh,” he breathed, after a while, “now you’ve gone and made a mess.”
   “I’m coming,” she whispered.
   He opened his eyes. “You are?”
   “With you, that is. To Seattle.”
   “No. Sorry. I have to go alone on this.”
   “Wrong. Oh how wrong. I’m coming.”
   “Sharen.”
   “Joo-ulie,” she said, doing a fair tonal imitation.
   “You have me in an awkward position.”
   She tightened her grip on him and buckled him backward so that if she released him he would crash to the floor.
   “Yes. Now, I have you. In my power.”
   He laughed, nervously. “I could get used to it.”
   She lowered him to the floor where she joined him, moving around him, straddling his chest, her robe parting to reveal her long legs in sheer garter stockings (which never failed to plummet his intelligence level dangerously into the idiot zone). The luminous pink “V” of her spandex bikini bottoms barely touched his chin. She pressed her hands into his, their fingers interlocking, and she held him pinned to the floor.
   “Tell me why you’re going,” she demanded in her dark golden voice, tipping her head toward him, her forehead a hand away from his, her short-styled raven hair cascading into his eyes, tickling his nose. “You still love her. You want her back.”
   “No. Not at all, Sharen. Even before I found her cache of love letters I knew our marriage was coming apart. I only fought for her and me so long because of our kids.”
   “Well then. Just let it go. She gave you custody.”
   He was silent.
   She released his left hand with her right and then delivered a short but stinging clap to the right side of his face. He blinked at her.
   “Say it,” she said, voice monotone, hard, loud, and commanding. “You still love Shannon.”
   His face warm — feeling raw where she struck him — Julius smiled at her. A dangerous sparkle shone from his eyes.
   “I don’t think that was very funny.”
   She struck him again and though he attempted to block the blow, he succeeded in trapping her hand only after it had resounded against his jaw, much harder than the first stinging blow. He recoiled, bucking his pelvis up hard against her, twining his body about, and they struggled fiercely, briefly, until he managed to reverse their positions, with him seated on her chest.
   “This is all a game to you, isn’t it?” he snarled, his temper snaking out of his gut, his voice abrading, far too loud. “I wonder how much you really do care.”
   Her head lifted off the carpet and her hands struggled against the steel grip on her wrists. She bucked her head at him and her jaws snapped the air; her pelvis bucked up and hit him, but due to their fifty-pound weight differential he was able to maintain their positions. She punched him in the kidneys with her knees.
   “Get off me, you asshole,” she snarled.
   He complied. He climbed jerkily to his feet, flushed with equal helpings of adrenaline and anger. He buttoned his jeans, hands shaking.
   She flung herself to her feet and sashed her robe about her body, motions the brisk, fluent precisions of a mechanical predator.
   They stood a few paces apart, back to back, both with heaving bodies. Julius took a deep breath. “I’m sorry about that. We got kind of out of hand —”
   “No.”
   He peeked slowly about him.
   “No, Storyteller. It was me. I was out of control. And I’m sorry. I knew I was going to do that, as soon as you walked in the door and didn’t kiss me. Stupid of me. Getting jealous like that.”
   He smiled, looking at her, and she undid her robe and allowed it to shower about her body into a glittering pool at her feet. He was always a fool for a woman standing before him in bra, panties and stockings.
   She placed her long hands on her lean hips and tilted back her head to regard him. Her eyes pulsing swirls of light and darkness, comets rushing past him — irises serene dark pools, and yet with texture, like multi-hued tree bark; the pupils were independently alive, pulling, sucking.
   “So. Tell me, Julius. If you don’t want Shannon back, then why are you driving 1,200 miles to Seattle?”
   He shook his head. Looked away from her.
   “You know how I am about love. Yes, I love Shannon. I suppose I always will, in a strange, disturbed kind of way,” he said, breathing slower, returning his gaze to her angled and skinny body. One of her bra straps had slipped over her jutting shoulder. “I’m a ridiculous romantic. It’s my curse. I really do believe love lasts forever. And I told her that I loved her and I believe I was telling the truth.”
   “And now?” she said, taking one step toward him. The dangerous edge had returned to her voice.
   “And now,” he repeated, lifting his eyes from her breasts to study her angular chin and its dimple, her mouth that was too big and full and yet just right; her long thin nose which was too long but saved because of its last-second slope and upward tilt; eyes that were wide and wild and curious, always close to flaring anger or churning passion. “And now, Sharen, I’ve gone and told you that I love you. I do not lie. I’ve been on the verge of saying it probably since I met you.”
   “You didn’t meet me, you ridiculous romantic. I found you,” she said, taking another step toward him, entering into that intimate space that brings discomfort with strangers; now only an immense, intimate heat. “Do you feel that this is forever? With me?”
   He swallowed. Looked at the floor between them. His forehead touched hers and he felt again the momentary disorientation at being with a woman of his exact height, six feet two inches.
   “You’re afraid, Julie Jacko?”
   He shrugged. His eyes darted up and met hers from an inch away.
   She reached, stroked the back of his hand. Her shining, luminous eyes caught him, held him, pinned him down.
   Suddenly the intimate vibrancy was more overpowering than ever and this time it was he initiating the intricate dance. His hands the bold adventurers. She lay back, her eyes half closed, borne upon the winds of inspiration or meditation, and touched and held and guided him. When his lips sought hers she opened to him and they melded; when his lips and warm tongue traced and caressed her long throat she arched her neck and sighed; when his hands whispered beneath her waist, and lower, lifting her up, to him, she smiled and muttered alien entreaties.
   Soon they were the age-old and noisome two-backed beast and what began as soft and tender artistry now became and ended in an almost violent broiling of passion, of heat and clutching need. The evening was theirs, and they made full use of it.
   Just before eight o’clock, when Mrs. Hansom would bring the children, Sharen stretched her spine, her small and firm breasts embracing his throat, one fleshy golden nipple tracing the line of his jaw. She smiled huskily, her fingers pushing into his hair, cradling his head, and as his lips opened to her teasing nipple, she kissed him repeatedly upon the brow, her sharp white teeth gnawing his eyebrows, her tongue tracing the thoughtful etchings of his forehead.
   “So,” she breathed, stroking her fingers through and through his hair, “am I coming or not?”
   “Four times would be greedy, wouldn’t it?” he said, smiling lazily between her breasts.
   “Idiot. On this insane quest, Oh Valiant White Knight. I have a very bad feeling about this Bright Eyes.”
   “So he’s a psychopath. You don’t think I can handle a psycho?”
   “I have faith in you. You have some tricks up your sleeve I don’t think you even know about yet. But I’m getting some bad impressions about this guy, this Bright Eyes. Knowing what kind of woman your ex-bitch is, it doesn’t make much sense her leaving you and her kids for this flashy creep. As insecure as the bimbo is, she wouldn’t have enough guts to leave someone she knows will stick by her, especially for your standard pusher-dealer pimp-type.”
   “Well, that’s one of the reasons I have to go. Things just don’t add up. I can’t make sense of it, you can’t make sense of it, my family and friends can make no sense of it, and the twins certainly aren’t fathoming why their mother deserted them.”
   “You’re thinking he’s coercing her with drugs. If that’s the case, she chose it, and you have no right or means of pulling the bitch away.”
   “I’m going. If it’s drugs, then I’ll be more than eased of conscience to write her off as a loss. I got her off the hard and soft stuff for over four years — if she’s returned after all this time, giving up her husband and children, I think she’ll deserve everything that comes to her.”
   Sharen clucked her tongue. She kissed him softly on the chin. Then on the lips. Again on each eye.
   “Liar. You’re going to charge up there on your white horse, cross lances with the ogre, and smite the poisonous cup from the entranced maiden’s lips. Unfortunately, you haven’t considered what you’re going to do with two maidens.”
   He took her chin in his hand lightly and placed his thumb in the fleshy, feminine dimple (not quite a cleft); with his other hand he stroked his fingertips lightly over her back. She closed her eyes and lay atop him. They floated. She lowered her head next to his on the pillow, her face turned away from him.
   “I wish you wouldn’t go on and on about the White Knight. You’re not the first person to find the metaphor so amusing. I’m the first guy who will admit I’m a jerk,” he said, softly, into her ear, one hand feathering her hair, the other continuing to whisper upon her back. “When I met Shannon, the odds were way against me. I might have been stupid. Well, I was stupid. I fought the odds, as I always have. And for a long time I was sure I had won. Beat those odds. Like Custer, finally, in some pocket of time, firing his pistols long enough, and accurately enough, dropping enough Indians, until they finally get bored enough to just ride away.”
   She lifted her head and smiled sleepily. “Careful. You’re wandering dangerously deep into my territory with that metaphor. Keep clear of American Natives and the old west. Especially with that prick, Custer. Keep your metaphors, parables and cutesy stories safe within the confines of the Dark Ages.”
   “The only reason I brought up old General George Armstrong is because he was one of my heroes when I was a boy — probably because of the date on a necklace someone gave my parents when I was born. I raided the encyclopedias on him, cheap novels and some good ones too, and that old Errol Flynn flick, They Died with Their Boots On.
   “Hey, everyone made it perfectly clear Custer was arrogant, conceited, and made more nasty mistakes than anyone’s entitled to. His biggest mistake was in charging the odds, every time.”
   “So, of course, Julius Jacko, idolizing Custer, grew up to charge the odds and get his ass kicked,” Sharen said, rolling away from him, tickling him at the waist.
   He caught her hands before she tickled him into distraction. “Not every time. More often than not I kick the odds in the ass.”
   “Just like Custer,” she snickered.
   “Hey, Custer was a good soldier — just like Schwarzkopf. And Schwarzkopf is a hero. Stormin’ Norman did away with probably twice the Iraqis that Custer did Indians. And do you know what the odds were of me breaking through the literary barriers? Even with Jeffrey’s help, do you know how many manuscripts actually are read, let alone deemed commercial enough to please sponsors?”
   “Ug. Don’t bring up Jeffrey the Weasel when we’re in bed. And you don’t have to prove to me that you’re special. First thing is, you can’t compare American Natives to Iraqis. Furthermore, the problem is, Custer and his dirty deeds, and you and your literary triumphs, and even some poor fool in dented armor smacking into windmills, has nothing to do with you wasting a trip to Seattle. Hush, don’t even launch your rebuttal. You were right, you are too romantic.

   “There is absolutely nothing knightly about this business. What we have here is an ex-addict giving up a quality life and a quality man to return to her stoner days and wicked ways. She made her choice, clear and defined. Let her go, Julie. Just let the bitch go. Storyteller, please, let her go.”


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